[Siren]

1. What is the lamest gift you've ever given?
Probably a random body wash set when I haven't known someone very well.

2. What is the lamest gift you've ever received?
See above. Not that that's necessarily a bad present, just a bit boring and impersonal.

3. What is the funniest/silliest gift you've ever given?
A headband with two glittery pink penises on it or a collection of stick-on moustaches.

4. What is the funniest/silliest gift you've ever received?
Some cupcake flavoured toothpaste and "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" antibacterial hand gel

5. What's the ultimate gift you've given?
I can't think of anything in particular that stands out- it's normally just small bits that mean something to the person receiving them. So as daft as it sounds, I'll say homemade cake with a message written on it. That always goes down well.

6. What's the ultimate gift you've received?
Either the Nintendo DS I was given by my parents the Christmas after it came out, or a book for music compositions with some illustrations by one of my friends. That was really sweet.