•Drink a minimum of half a litre of water every hour.
•Tie yourself to the ground so your movement is restricted.
• if you have a vibratory then stick it up your ass.
• If there is anyone with you get them to tickle your groin every 20mins for 3 mins.
• If your groin is sensitive tickle yourself there ( you could use a feather/duster)
Good luck and write a report and send it to me
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Please spare a moment and a thought for the 295 victims of the MH17 Malaysian airline plane.
For their families and their friends, for the children who lost their parent(s) and for the infants whos lives were unfairly cut short,for the crew members and their colleagues and for everyone effected by this tradegy and the ongoing civil war in Ukraine.
R.I.P
The victims of MH17
Died 17 of May 2014
May they be the last innocent lives needlessly lost in this crisis
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