[Officelover]

Get a basin or large bowl. Fill it in the following way: crack six eggs into it, pour three cups of maple syrup into it, add one cup of water, stir in a half cup of honey, and pour milk into it until the basin is a little more than two thirds of the way full. Sprinkle a half of cup of flower into the bowl, and mix well.

First, take a pair of shorts, and dunk them into the mixture so that every part of them has been submerged. Then, put them back on. Next, dunk your head into the mixture--seven times. Make sure your hair and your face get in there. You have to stay face down in the mixture for at least twenty seconds each time--the last time for at least thirty.

Finally, when you're done, pour out a cup of the mix and dump the rest on your head. You'll use the cup of mix to masturbate with.