Tell me ten things that turn you on?:
Kindness, intelligence, sense of humor, quirkiness, femdom, being bossed around/controlled, bondage, pain, humiliation, pee play. (just to name ten)
Five things that turn you off?:
Any of the things that make a lousy person(bigotry, snobbery, meanness etc), Ageplay and/or diapers, stuff in my 'limits' list, female submission, women in bondage of any kind.
What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!):
clothespins, rope, makeshift gags, makeshift small dildo, handcuffs, shackles.
What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?:
every effective gag ever made ever(I love being gagged), chastity devices, a cage, a hood, buttblug(s), vibrator the list goes on.
What is your favorite toy?:
My handcuffs, since they are the only thing I can use in self bondage to truly be helpless until my ice release melts and drops the key.
What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?:
didn't want to mention this, but in the spirit of truth telling: I did a little scat eating one time out of curiosity. Don't plan on doing it again.
What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?:
That would have to be longer term nipple clamp usage. I've got some clothespins that close with a ton of pressure, and they hurt like a sonofabitch.
What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?:
Read my answer to 'most perverted thing'
What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?:
Just my makeshift dildo, since I don't have anything bigger at the moment.
How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?:
Usually once a day if that, and the regular way mostly. If my hands aren't restrained that is.
What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?:
That shall remain private :P
What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?:
Hard to say, one candidate would be something involving being systematically humiliated and defeated by a female opponent in a contest, and then, because it's a perverted/twisted fantasy, I would be finished off a.k.a killed by her, through choking, drowning etc.
What is your favourite fantasy, if different?:
I couldn't possibly pick just one.
Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?:
Oddly I've never tasted cum. *notes it on to-do list*. I drink pee only if I'm being punished(I mean really punished, not 'funished'), because I hate doing it. I almost throw up every time.
What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?:
About five hours, due to a miscalculation in how long my ice release would take to melt. Hands cuffed behind back to furniture and ankles tied. I was quite sore after that, though it was great fun.
Describe the most sexy outfit you own?:
I don't crossdress, so it's just your basic tee shirts, pants, shoes etc.
What do you like about Getdare?:
Just about everything :-)
What do you dislike about getdare?:
That you can only post one new 'person above' game per month :P
What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?:
bondage and urine holding. I love trying hard not to wet myself while in bondage. It's humiliating to be in that position in the first place, and super humiliating and frustrating due to extra laundry If I wet.
Which dare did you enjoy doing least?:
Anything too simple and uncreative that doesn't take my list of 'likes' into account :P
What two things do you love the most. Why?:
Living things and non-living things. Because they both make up the entirety of a universe that's fascinating and enthralling in ways barely comprehensible, and endlessly mysterious.
What do you hate the most?:
Cruelty and greed.
what is your favorite activity to do with friends?:
A good long chat takes the cake here.
What is your greatest strength?:
Empathy
What is your greatest weakness?:
Fear
What is your biggest vice?:
Procrastination
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?:
Software programming/coding
Which superpower would you most like?:
To read my own subconscious mind.
Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?:
Make someone else's.
What do you miss most about being a kid?:
Rapid-fire discoveries about the world. Lack of responsibility. less worries/fears. Carefree attitude. etc.
Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?:
Be a pet dragon :P
Cuddles, or sex?:
Sex, then cuddles.
Cake, or death?:
I'm taking a third option, neither, since I think this might be a trick question. The cake is a lie.
Winter, or summer?:
Winter
City or Country?:
City.
Classic, or 'new and improved'?:
Classic
Dark or milk chocolate?:
Dark.
Dogs or cats?:
Dogs.
Fiction, or non-fiction?:
Non-fiction.
Picnic, or nice restaurant?:
Restaurant.
Driving or walking?:
Driving
Books, or films?:
Films.
Bacon, or cheese?:
I don't eat either, but given the choice it'd have to be cheese.
Tea or Coffee?:
Coffee. Iced.
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?:
Because cat food companies are flaming morons :P
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?:
Hell if I know.