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Old 09-05-2013, 10:34 PM   #17
LittleMonkey94
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: USA
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Oh, this is gonna be fun ...
(I copy-pasted questions I've already answered on other threads.)

Tell me ten things that turn you on?

-I like it sometimes when I catch a guy looking up my skirt or down my shirt. It's nice to feel wanted.
-A guy playing the guitar, or the piano. Squee.
-Nathan Fillion. Double squee.
-Being gagged with my own panties.
-Guys who open doors and carry things for me and that kind of thing.
-The sound of an orgasm. Male or female.
-Girls in tights ... and I'm not even really bi ...
-A guy who cooks.
-Being naked.
-Being able to see a bulge through the pants when a guy is hard.


Five things that turn you off?
-Bodybuilder-type muscles.
-Guys with facial piercings or lots of tattoos.
-Shaved pubic hair on guys. If I wanted something that looked like a dildo, I'd use a dildo.
-Rap music.


What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
I have: Two six-inch dildos. One is bright pink and rubbery, and the other is harder and electric blue. I also have a pink vibrator (that one's my favorite). And a black rubber butt plug, just big enough to stretch a little. Nipple clamps, the tweezer-style ones.

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
I want something from Bad Dragon.

What is your favorite toy?

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
I've masturbated in a school bathroom, only touching when there were other people in there. That was fun.

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare? I had a guy slap me across the face once. Like I said, I like pain.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
Drinking a full cup of my own pee? Dunno if that counts.

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
An ex-boyfriend.

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
Once a day or so ... how depends on my mood.

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
I asked my boyfriend to dominate me ... ended up with his cock in my ass and his belt around my neck, choking me.

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
My darkest and deepest fantasy (modified to be acceptable for public consumption):

My boyfriend decides he wants to teach me a lesson, so he invites a few friends over. They tie me up and use me as their sex toy and pain toy for a long weekend before dumping me on the side of the road, naked.


What is your favourite fantasy, if different?

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
Yes. YES. YES!

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
Like, twenty minutes.

Describe the most sexy outfit you own? I might have a black spandex catsuit ...

What do you like about Getdare?
Learning about other people and their kinks.

What do you dislike about getdare? Getting hit on so much.


What two things do you love the most. Why?
My sister and my iPod. The only two things I think I couldn't live without.

What do you hate the most?
Bananas. No joke - and I realize the irony, given my screen name - but the smell makes me want to throw up.

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Depends on my mood ... board games, video games, dinner, card games.


If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
I'd love to learn to play an instrument. Or get my pilot's license.

Which superpower would you most like? Oh God. Fuck if I know.

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's? Someone else's. They would probably deserve it more.

What do you miss most about being a kid?
I miss not having grown-up worries.


Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon? I WANT A PET DRAGON. I shall call him Fluffy.

Cuddles, or sex? Sex. Then cuddles.

Cake, or death? Cake. Obviously.

Winter, or summer? Winter. I get annoyed when the temperature hits 85.

City or Country? I'm a city girl.

Classic, or 'new and improved'? Depends on the thing ...

Dark or milk chocolate? I love dark chocolate.

Dogs or cats? Dogs. I miss my dog.

Fiction, or non-fiction? Fiction. Real life is enough non-fiction for me, I read to escape.

Picnic, or nice restaurant? Nice restaurant. I don't like eating outside. No idea why.

Driving or walking? Driving.

Books, or films? Films are fine, although if it's a film of a book I usually like the book better. I prefer the stories the way I imagine them.

Bacon, or cheese? Cheese. I don't eat much bacon.

Tea or Coffee? Neither.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? They've tried. Cats won't touch it.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Real lemons are usually more sour, which means they have to put in more sugar and water to balance it out.

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TTFN[/QUOTE]
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**I reserve the right to decline any dare.**

Monkey likes: Light/moderate pain, breath control, masturbating, hidden body writing, piss, being naked, risk of embarrassment, anal.

Monkey isn't sure: Poop, heavy pain, public

Run away monkey! Illegal, pics/video, others without their consent

If your dare involves anything that's not listed, ask!
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