Wait until you really have to go, then urinate in public against a building. Preferably when it's dark so it's more exciting.
Have a pee date in the woods with your significant other. Teach them how to pee like your gender.
Channel your inner child, and pretend there are no rules.
•Pee on a tree outside
•Pee with the door open
•try peeing like a dog.
•Try peeing in the sink.
•Next time driving pull over because you can't hold it.
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