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How about a tight pussy instead of those cock choices.lol
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What the hell would he say? Tight pussy or loose pussy?
Gee, I wonder what THAT choice would be.
1. Male or females?
Men, Women, and everything in between.
2. Sex or oral?
Oral isn't sex? Gee, someone's been telling STDs otherwise...Must've been Clinton.
3. Anal or oral?
Please refer to question number two.
4. Boobs or ass?
Collarbones.
5. Missionary or doggystyle?
Neither. What is this, a 1940's porn? Or kindergarten?
6. Riding or missionary?
Riding, I suppose.
7. Cum inside or in mouth?
Inside.
8. Facial or cum on tits?
Tits.
9. Spanking or pinching?
Neither.
10. Matures or teens?
Depends on how "mature."
11. Chubby or skinny?
Either or.
12. Prostitutes or disco girls?
Does it matter?
13. Threesome with 2 girls or with 2 mans?
Either or. And it's "Men." Mans is not a word.
14. Asian girls or ebonies?
Way to tap dance on the border of racist statements...
15. Skype sex or kik sex?
Neither.
16. Domination or be dominated?
Either or.
17. Handcuffs or rope?
Rope.
18. Big cock or thick cock?
Thick.