Cucumber .. other dirty tasks
 

Hey!

I’m currently being denied an orgasm and I’m incredibly horny. So horny I can’t stop thinking about sex and it’s leading me down a dark dirty path.

Tomorrow I plan on taking a cucumber and fucking my ass followed by cutting it into slices and putting it on my sandwich and eating it.

What other dirty tasks can I do without cumming?

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A few ideas

1. Put a few ice cubes up your ass until they melt completely
2. Fuck a banana or hotdog in your ass
3. If you're into pain put some hot sauce or toothpaste on your clit
4. Fuck the toilet brush or plunger
5. Edge by humping your toilet seat without using your hands