Consult the 8-Ball
 

As the thread name might suggest, I've recently gotten one of those magic 8-Ball toys. It's all for fun, of course, but realized that it could be an interesting tool for a dare thread.
The basic premise is as follows.
Give me a question to ask the 8-Ball.
Something like
"Can i shower today?"
"Should I write Gassy on my forehead?"
A question implying a dare with a yes or no answer, more or less. Be as mean as you want to within limits.
And depending on the 8-Balls answer, it'll determine whether or not I do the dare. If it says any variation of yes? I must. If it says no? I'm free. If it says anything noncommittal, I'll wait a day/hour (depending on its answer) and try again.
I'll keep the thread updated on the 8-Balls results so you know whether or not I had to do whatever you suggested.

And as a small bonus, if your submission is given a "no" by the 8-Ball, and you feel like I still deserve something, feel free to DM a punishment for obeying the ball too closely.

Take a laxative and diaper up. You are not allowed to change until the diaper can't hold any more.

1. Should I eat my poop next time I need to go?

2. Should I send a poop dare to this poster?

Should I lick the toilet bowl clean?

Should I make a piss-popsicle from my pee and then eat it?

Should I clean the house naked in high heels?

Should I eat all my meals out of a bowl on all fours for 24 hours?

Should I stick the biggest cucumber I can up my ass then eat it?