Halloween Clown Fun
 

So on October 31st, I'm going to be a clown. After going out as a clown, I'm going to be getting messy. What I want from the good people of getdare, is where I should lie myself. I will NOT pie my feet.

Don't forget to tell me where you would like me to pie myself. It looks like pictures and video will be provided currently.

I've always felt it to be so much funnier when a clown is pied by someone else, rather than pieing themself. Halloween is an excellent opportunity to clown around in public, but it's a delicate thing to look like a good funny clown. Your makeup has to be near perfect so as not to be scary, but your outfit ought to look like a silly costume.
Once you have to look right to be laughed at by kids and strangers, the real trick is getting any of them to pie you. If you simply offer to let them pie you, it spoils the gag and marks you as a weirdo. I was thinking a good alternative would be to setup a stand and a sign, possibly out of cardboard. A pie made of shaving cream clearly visible sits on the stand, and behind it a sign that reads "In case of clowns, throw pie."
After you set it up, walk a full block away, then come walking back past it. If nobody pies you, and the pie is still there, keep walking a block away in the other direction before turning around. If you still aren't pied after passing it from each direction, then carry it off, dare completed.

I don't do public dares. Thank you for the suggestion though.
I will however set goals.
If I get 10 replies, I will add shaving foam slime being poured over my head.
If I get 20 replies, I will add me sitting on a cake to the video.
If I get 30 replies, I will me humping a pie to the video.
If I get 40 replies, the pie I hump and orgasm in will go in my face.

Here's a deciding wheel that you can spin to pick here I get pied.
https://wheeldecide.com/

It's the first of October. Only 30 days to pie this clown.

You def need one down the small of your back. For sure.

Definitely need a nice big pie sandwich straight on your face!

So 3 pies so far. Come on guys I see people voting, but not replying where I should get a pie. Hopefully I'll get more pies.

Don't forget there are 2 weeks before I do this dare. You can reply more than once, just no double posting.

You definitely need a pie to each of your “tits”!

So far the small of the back, 2 to the face, and one to each breast. I'm going to stay more on the clean side, I see.

Add a pie to your stomach

Each side of your head including the top of you hard. Also how will the videos be sent?

Take one obligatory pie to the crotch!