The toilet seat
 

The toilet seat was to dirty to sit on so I .........

Depends if there is more toilets close by and how desperate I am.

Either wait until I can goes else where or use another cubicle

or cover in paper and use it anyway

There must be someone else this has happened to

Ordered you to lick it clean.

The first date I have available is Tuesday 10th November can you wait that long

So anyone else with a dirty toilet seat
?

I gave someone a toilet dare, and felt guilty for not doing it myself.
The dare was to only use sit down toilets when out, and to lick the toilet seat. With each seat getting a harder task.
- I am not allowed to clean a seat with anything but the tongue. Unless instructed
- I can not switch to a different toilet.
- I must rinse my mouth out with toilet water and take one swallow, this is after use and before flushing.

-- First toilet is just a simple lick.
-- Second seat is to lick half the top.
-- Third time is to lick the whole seat.
-- Forth time is to use my tongue to clean the whole bottom of the seat.
-- Fifth toilet use is to pee on the toilet and lick my pee up swallowing it.
-- Sixth toilet use is like the 5th but I need to poop.
-- 7th is to take a lick of the toilet rim
-- Eighth is to lick the whole rim of the toilet.
-- Ninth is to find a wet toilet seat and lick it up, off course swallowing. This may require searching out a dirty toilet.
-- Tenth is to find a seat with poop already on it and lick it off, of course eating what I can.
-- Bonus task is to drink a couple of gulps straight from an unfinished toilet.

Note that if I cant do, or am unwilling to do any of the tasks, redo yesterday's.

This task got me so turned on that I was seaking out dirty toilets to lick.

The tasks have now all been done, but a week later I'm sitting on a toilet and a guy uses the stall standing up and pees. When I get done doing my thing, I check the stall next to me and find the seat full of yellow liquid. This gives me a hard on, and I drop to my knees and slurp up the warm fresh liquid. Stick my head in the toilet and take a couple of gulps.
At some point I feel a person step on my feet and can only assume that I have been watched and get hard again.

At some point later I'm in a park that has 6 porta potties spread around, yes I do this task again.

Does this answer your question?

...went in the woods next to the street to relieve myself :o

I've done this, In view of a major highway, where you standing naked as I was?

Nah, I was squatting down but removed my pants completely.

... went on the floor and moved it into the toilet using my mouth

This thread got me hard, excited and I cleaned with my tongue, sucking up the liquid on a very wet porta potty seat. Then sat down on it to pee. Oh, and the pee was not mine, that would be to easy.

Yes I have pictures and will post in album this week.

I went in my diaper and cleaned up the toilet using my hands and toilet paper

...Went to a different bathroom and found a cleaner seat.

... peed standing up/ found another bathroom if that wasn’t possible.