Own flavours of Ben & Jerry's or Häagen-Dazs
 

Hello getDarers!

My first time post here and I want it to be a big change in my life. Hope you'll help me.

I suppose some of you fantasized about tasting or swallowing something and have experience of chickening out every time. I did and I have! But I also love ice creams. That's why I'm thinking about creating my own Ben & Jerry's or Häagen-Dazs flavours by freezing saliva, sperm, piss or poop in a small Tupperwares. At the beginning I dreamed only about sperm but these three others are easier and faster to collect.

I am humbly asking you to order me in this Ice Bucket Challenge to collect (what and how much/how long) and use (what and how). You can have it your way and get creative with punishments, eg. if you aren't dilligent, ie. systematically collecting sperm 2 times a day for a week, you are to swallow an ice cube or let it your mouth or beg your GF to force-feed you with it.

BTW, you can alter your piss color with beetroot juice and freezing is likely to make poop safer by killing the germs.

M23