22f, make me eat shit!
 

I have removed scat from my dislikes ! I did some expirimemting on my own and found I actually love scat. I very much perfer to eat it as I don't like the leftover smell on my skin, and my boyfriend doesn't know.

I like having it mixed/cooked more than just filling my mouth full of shit buy hey, I don't mind that either.

I'm going away for the Holliday and I'm
Hoping to return to some dares I can complete when my boyfriend returns to work. I will then be happy to send pictures (of the dump, NOT of me) and a report via PM or KIK :)

**just want to be clear! I am GOING AWAY and I will not be sending reports until I return !*

You are going to make a sandwich with your scat. You will get a slice of bread and put a log of shit on it or you and spread it on the slice of bread. Add any other things you would like on the sandwich and eat it. Please post an update when you do it

Get naked in front of the toilet seat. Scat as you normally would, but do not flush the toilet. Turn around and keel in front of the it, and touch your most visible piece of scat with the tip of your nose.

Make 10 deep breathes, taking the air through your nose and expelling it through your mouth, as normal deep breath exercises. Count 5 seconds (american football style--1 1000, 2 2000, 3 3000, 4 4000, 5 5000) each breath in and breath out.

Then, flush the toilet without moving your head vertically until the water is once again at the tip of your nose. Attempt to eat and drink as much as possible. Keep your eyes open.

Since you said you liked it mixed/cooked, you should make a Chocolate Banana Smoothie!

First, make sure you really have to poop beforehand, then insert 2 or 3 (3 if you're aiming to please :p) into your butt. Hold these in for at least 10 minutes. Then expel whatever comes out of your butt into a blender. Add a cup of yogurt and chocolate sauce. Blend and enjoy!

You can get bonus points (a customized dare for you based on whatever request you'd like or the ability to give me any dare within my limits and get proof) if you mix all the ingredients in your butt first. You might want to have a funnel for the liquids.

The recipe:
2 bananas
1 cup of yogurt
2 table spoons of chocolate syrup

I'm in a rental and I'm not comfortable with the toilet itself. Or the shit water in my eyes cause... that's a health risk I don't wish to take (pink eye) if you wish to adjust the dare, I'm happy to do something similar but on a plate or a bowl.

I have no idea how to get a peeled banana in my butt but I'm going to try !!

Let's make some Christmas cookies with extra special frosting. Make sure to smear a generous amount of your ass-made frosting on each cookie! Share a pic of how they turn out.

You can try getting bananas that aren't quite ripe yet, or try freezing the bananas for 20-40 minutes so that the surface tension will hold up a bit better upon entry.

Fine, I would have to adjust the dare completely though... It will almost be... Like a new dare...

You will do this late one night. I forbid you from having eaten anything since last night at dinner, you may drink water, though. Indeed, have at least 250 ml per hour awake. Hold it.

Get fully naked. You must take everything off, except for jewelry. I want you to have your most expensive jewelry on you. And your nicest jewelry. It must be the one you actually used and will keep using it for your social events... like Christmas or New Year.

Put a bowl on your living room area (if possible, like if you live alone or are at home alone for the time being).

Shit on it. Pee on it too. Clean you but with your hands, and lick them until they no longer taste like shit.

Then, get on four legs. If you have a spreader bar, wear it on your knees. If you don't, try to wear something between your knees, or behave as if you where wearing one. Maybe you could use a broomstick and some thread or something.

For your two forward legs, use your elbows not your hands. That means your ass exposed and up in the air.

In that position, crawl around your plate and eat from it. Eat it all. Drink it all.

You may not shower nor clean your face until after breakfast next morning.

Report fully on back on this thread!

Most people are being respectful, but I'll just post a reminder. I asked for scat eating dares, I did not offer to ruin any of my belongings, starve myself, ruin my bedsheets or get pink eye. I also only offered PM reports. So if you're expecting one here, it won't be here. It will come to your inbox when I do your dare. Also please remember that I am not your sub, and I do not wish to be spoken to in a nasty way unless it is something we have discussed in the past.

Thank you to those who submitted a dare that fell under what I requested and actually thought through what they were asking and what I had actually asked for and realized that I do LIVE with my boyfriend.

Thanks, I'll start the good dares when I get back !

You need to humiliate them by eating shit. Write me PM, I have a long experience

Here's an interesting twist on bangers and mash.

Get some precooked sausages or some that are left over from another meal. Put some up your butt for a few hours to warm them up then serve with mash potatoes.

I don't know if my body temp is high enough to heat them... but I'll try !! I just worry about them rupturing inside of me. We will see.

Body temp is about 37 degrees, so they would be warm not hot. You could always zap them in the microwave if you wanted them hot.

Make a chocolate milk shake. Use 1 scope chocolate ice cream, milk and of course your own self made special ingredient. You can send your report and pic of your shake to either kik or PM.