11 fun questions for absolutely everybody to answer
 

1. Heads or tails?

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?

4. Do you believe in ghosts.

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?

8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.

Thanks for clicking my thread and answering my questions. I hope you have a great day!

1. Heads or tails?
Heads.

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope. Have tried and failed...

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Probably all the people I’ve had a crush on? 🤔

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
No. If they do exist however, me not believing wouldn’t really matter...

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
I’m not sending nudes, so :D

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
Maybe around 3-4?

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
I read this one recently:
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
Two inches taller.

8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Not a big fan of boats, trains tend to drag on. Plane rides are awesome. Especially the intercontinental ones :)

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
Haven’t done that in a while

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
My self-bondage thread. It’s right fun for beginners and I loved it growing up.

What about you? What would your answers be?

Sure Bob, I'll answer your fun questions.

1. Heads or tails?
Tails

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Hmmm...... I... don't know. Perhaps my Misses although that would mean I'd have to lose.

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
Not at all

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
You naked. Because I don't share my naked pics with anyone other than my Misses.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
4 perhaps

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
The two secrets of success:
1. Don't tell everything you know

8. (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
One inch longer penis. I am totally fine with my size but bigger still is always better.

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Boat ride

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
I have done that yes

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
Wearing very high heels for 2 days straight.

1. Heads or tails?
Heads - or at least one head per day ;)
2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
yes
3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
My hot neighbor
4. Do you believe in ghosts.
no
5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
photo of you naked - I have a feeling you're less hairy
6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
3
7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
40% men had their first sex in the shower. Remaining 60% wasn't in prison or military. this is problematic point as pretty much any of my good jokes would get me banned I believe :P
8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
one inch longer penis - I already have problems in smaller cars and public transport!
8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
boat ride

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
yep

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
Find the meaning of life and express it using max 2 digits

1. Heads or tails?
Tails

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Not unless I am allowed to touch my nose

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Wordsmiff, Emma Watson, and the girl from my 11th grade math class

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
No

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
See a photo of you naked, pics are a hard limit

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
8

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
All of my joke are bad, even though I am funny

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
One inch longer penis

8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?
No

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?
Spicy Nacho Doritos

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Boat ride, I love the ocean

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
No, Mirrors exist


11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
DnD's Deck of many things, except with dares

1. Heads or tails?
Heads.

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Not quite. I can still fit my finger between the base of my nose and the tip of my tongue, as if you're doing the "Hitler moustache" thing. I used to be able to do it as a kid.

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Oooh, that's a good one. Taylor Swift (ideally when she had the long, curly hair), Debbie Harry in her prime, Stevie Nicks in her prime, Meghan Ory (especially in character as Red from Once Upon a Time), and one of my (female) friends from uni.

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
During the day, not at all. At night, or in a creepy place, oh, hells yes!

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
See one of you. I'm not into the whole sending photos thing.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
Personally, I'd give myself about a 5. No idea what other people would say.

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
(*Disclaimer*: this joke isn't too great in a text-based context, as it depends on making sounds and intonation, so bear this in mind when telling it to others. You need to make the sounds as if you're telling a young child what sounds farm animals make).
A cow, a horse and a sheep are all in a bed together. The cow says to the horse, "Mooooo-ve over". The horse replies, "Neigh problem!" [elongate the "ei"in the "neigh", as if talking to a child], and rolls over. The poor sheep falls out of the bed, and he looks up at the other two and says "Baaaa-stards!".

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
Two inches taller. I don't care about dick size, but I've always wanted to be taller than my Papa, and two inches would take me to just shy of level with him.

8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?
N/A, but I know a trick for calming a troublesome cow that doesn't want to be milked.

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.
N/A

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?
N/A

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?
N/A, but it's chocolate, if you really want to know. Or Maom Pinballs.

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Train! I hate boats, and the take off/landing of planes.

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
Nope, I really don't care.

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
N/A.

1. Heads or tails? tails

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?I don't understand the game

4. Do you believe in ghosts.Maybe

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both. You

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive? 9

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know. I have no sense of humour

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller? taller please so I can reach top shelves in the suppermarket

8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride? Boat

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?No

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody. I would want to see a female squating going to the loo

1. Heads

2. barely

3. Too hard to answer

4. No, it makes no sense

5. send

6. 8?

7. I dont actually know any good ones.

8. inch longer penis

9. Plane obviously.

10. I have before

11. NA

1. Heads or tails? Heads

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Only if I squish my nose down, which I'm pretty sure is cheating

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game? No idea, probably just my friends since it would be a laugh

4. Do you believe in ghosts. I don't think so, I believe in some kind of afterlife but not ghosts in the haunting sense

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both. Send you one ;)

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive? Maybe a six or seven, I'm not ugly but I don't think I'm that great looking either

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know. The police are searching for a mystic dwarf, they say there is a small medium at large

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?

8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food? I eat a lot of fruit as snacks

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride? Train ride

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days? Yeah, I just like to look at them

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody. I'd like to dare a guy to cum tribute a picture of me

Thanks for the questions, I sound weirdly obsessed with nudes of myself in these, that was not intentional

1. Heads or tails?
Tails
2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No
3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Maybe Jackie Chan or something, just so I could meet him :facepalm:
4. Do you believe in ghosts.
Yes
5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
Send a photo of me naked
6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
4 maybe?
7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
(might be sorta offensive )Did you guys hear about that one movie where everyone did the ALS ice bucket challenge?

I think it was called the titanic or something.
8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?

8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.
No, but it would be fun to do so!
8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?
Oreos
9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Plane Ride
10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
No
11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
I've always wanted to give a vibrator torture diaper dare of some sorts to someone.
Thanks for clicking my thread and answering my questions. I hope you have a great day!

1. Heads or tails?
Heads.

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth , Hayley Atwell, Gal Gadot and RDJ.

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
Yes, I do.

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
A pic of you.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
I feel like I'm a 7?

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
Spell ATTIC out loud.

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
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8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?
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8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.
/

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?
/

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?
Ben&Jerrys.

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Train ride.

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
Nope.

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
Pee on your panties and stuff your mouth with them for 5 minutes.

1. Heads or tails?

- Tails.

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

- Only if I press down my nose.

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?

- I have a work colleague...

4. Do you believe in ghosts.

- Don't be silly! Of course not.

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.

- I'm sure you are very photogenic and hot, but as taking naughty selfies is a bit of a hobby for me I'll have to say that I'd rather send you a photo. Sorry.

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?

- 5?

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.

- I never remember jokes!

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?

- My inner straight man says: Longer penis!

8b (question for gay men): Have you ever worked on a farm or milked a cow?

- My inner gay man says: No, neither!

8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.

- My inner straight woman says: Often, at our summer place!

8d (question for gay women): Have you ever put your bra over your eyes and pretended you were a bee?

- My inner gay woman says: No, but I have put my boxers on my head and pretended to be a pharaoh!

8e: (questions for bisexuals or other sexualitie)s: What's your favourite snack food?

- The choir of my inner others say: I'm not sure? Do I even snack? I guess I like to eat apples.

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?

- Train. You can move about.

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?

- Oh yes. Taking naughty selfies is a bit of a hobby.

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.

- Take a naughty selfie with unaware people in the background.

Amy's answers
 

1. Heads or tails?
Heads
2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope
3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
My boyfriend
4. Do you believe in ghosts.
Nope
5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
The first option, that's less embarrassing for me
6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?
7/10
7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
God is real^^
8c (question for straight women): Have you ever been skinny dipping, if so, in what body of water? If not, is it on your to-do list? If not, name one thing that is.
Yes I have in a lake
9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
train ride
10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
I've done it few times
11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
to let themwrite a love poem for their crush

1. Heads or tails?
Heads

2. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, just tried

3. Who would you invite to join in your dream strip poker game?
Jessica Rabbit and the Neet from futaroma

4. Do you believe in ghosts.
Depends

5. Would you rather see a photo of me naked or send me a photo of you naked? You have to pick one, don't ruin it for everyone by saying neither or both.
See

6. How attractive are you on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is very attractive and 10 is not attractive?i like to think I’m a 4 then

7. Tell a good or funny joke you know.
Knock Knock Who's There? Ben Hur Ben Hur who? Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style

8a (question for straight men): Would you rather have a one inch longer penis or be two inches taller?
I’m 6’4” so, add an inch please

9. Which is best: train ride, plane ride or boat ride?
Boat or rough water.

10. Do you ever take nude photos or videos of yourself that you never show anyone just to see how you're looking these days?
No

11. Describe one dare you've always wanted to give somebody.
Well it’s more like I want someone to do it cause I’ve given it. The dare is for females though guy can modify it. Anyway the dares like this, take a shirt cut two tiny holes where your nipples should be and pull them through, tie a string around them so there connected but not tight, it’s just so they stay out side the shirt. Next cut some yoga pants so there’s a tiny hole to pull their clit through. Take a string and it around their clit and the middle of there nipple string again just to keep it out. Now they have to go for a walk outside. And yea that’s my dare if anyone does this please pm me!