Post a picture of an inanimate, yet sexy object!
 

And by that I mean some object that is inherently not sexual (so not a picture of high heels or panties please).
More like the "do you have a dirty mind?" pics.

Just to have some laughs without breaking TOS :D

I'll start of with an example:

http://kaifolog.ru/uploads/posts/201...074489_060.jpg

LOL, this seems fun. Just googled "inanimate, yet sexy object" not disappointed.

Exactly the kind I was looking for! :D
I hope this thread becomes popular because I think stuff like this is really fun and there isn't enough humor on getDare.

http://i1376.photobucket.com/albums/...psgwpmy2ht.jpg

I know this picture is not what you are going for but there is a story if you care to read Jaro.

But she is sexy to me!

This little lady, her name is old glory. She has some miles on her but she doesn't slow down. I climb into her cab and get so very pleased. I drive her everywhere, I put the shifter in gear. Sometimes she likes to go slow, sometimes fast. I lock her up tight every night.

No one else can have her, she is all mine. I love her dearly, there are many things I like to do to old glory.

I thoroughly enjoy getting underneath her and probing her undercarriage. Checking every crevice, every joint for wear and tear because sometimes I ride her just a little to rough.

So I have to give her some aftercare, a little wash here and there, cleaning and loving her damaged parts to make them anew.

Then she is ready to go like brand new. I check to see if she has enough lube in her valves, I wipe my dipstick and put it.back in. I press her throttle body to see how she reacts, and boy sometimes she purrs so loudly to my probing.

Then we are off and running, when she gets going she just goes and goes and goes. She just doesn't want to stop.

So sometimes we have to take a rest, I pull her tailgate down and rest myself gently on her bumper, she lets out a squeak, and then a groan. My how she loves my attention.

Then when I am ready to go again I climb back in her cab, she starts right up, with a jolt. I jam it into first to get her going.

When we are done, She goes into reverse for her rest. She is always such a sweet little girl. Though I make her a mess.

She sleeps soundly knowing she did her job.

I think about her all the time. I am so proud she is all mine.

Then its off for another drive, she makes me feel so alive.

She doesn't let me down. When I take her to town.

She requires a steady hand to keep her in line.

My how I love old glory, this old pickup of mine.
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Ha! That's great!
You are a lucky man!

Just when I thought I wouldn't have anything original to contribute to this thread, I find this. It may not have hot carrot legs, but I'm a sucker for sexy eyes:
http://i.imgur.com/1bV3Akr.jpg?1
I was just walking around downtown today, and apparently someone with a bunch of googly eyes had had their way with the town. There were lots of other things like this, but this is easily the sexiest one.
Edit: Oh geezuz, I swear this picture wasn't so huge a second ago. Fuck.

Okay I'll try to jump start things

http://theawesomedaily.com/wp-conten...01/cPBi0Fh.jpg

That carrot may got the legs but has it got something to share them with.

http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploa...-Objects14.jpg

I just searched inanimate yet sexy object and that was the first thing that I saw.

I saw this picture about 2 years ago and it just needs to be reposted. :)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...ac3fad168e.jpg

Not sexy, but I chuckled. I guess an appropriate reminder here with all the sexiness

http://imgur.com/Xp2lfPN.png

Ha! This one is awesome! :D

So this cutie mew stumbled upon this on reddit. =o
Seriously, would somebody buy that? o0

http://geekologie.com/2013/10/01/lady-couch.jpg

No, I would not buy that.

LOL!! :D

I'd buy that couch. Personally, I don't see a reason not to. :P

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-st...-22_dblbig.jpg

Now, these on the other hand...wtf are they even supposed to be?