getDare Truth or Dare - Punishment dares

Right, first you must be naked. You will need:
Some sort of clamps
Toothpaste
Ice
2 small dildos (or substitute with pens)
2 medium dildos (or substitute with carrots)
1 large dildo preferably bigger than what you've used before
Hot wax (be careful so you don't burn yourself)
Wooden spoon
String/rope

First you need to get that ass warmed up, role your dice

Spoiler:

1. Spank 20 times hard with open hand on each cheek
2. Spank 100 times with wooden spoon hard
3. Spank 20 times with wooden spoon
4. Spank 50 times on each cheek with open hand
5. Spank 80 times on each cheek with wooden spoon
6. Spank 50 times with wooden spoon

Right now I think we need to sort out your pussy/dick

Spoiler:

1 toothpaste on clit/dick head
2 slap clit/balls 50 times
3 clamp clit/balls for ten minutes
4 drip hot wax on clit/length of penis (be careful not to burn yourself)
5 tie up your balls/plug your pussy with a small dildo
6 Toothpaste and wax on clit/dick head

Let's lube up that ass/pussy with

Spoiler:

1 toothpaste
2 chilli sauce
3 none
4 lemonade
5 ice (three cubes)
6 toothpaste and chilli sauce mixed

Right now let's penetrate with a

Spoiler:

1 Large dildo
2 a medium dildo
3 your fist
4 small dildo
5 three fingers
6 as many ice cubes as you can fit

Fuck yourself for ten minutes, if you cum do ten more minutes using chilli sauce as lube.

Give a report below and let me know how it went.