The Jogging Trip
 

It's time for a nice little jogging trip!

Pick out a short lap in the woods; this is what you will
do with your shorts+underware before running:

ROLL!

1. Shorts+underware down to middle of thighs.
2. Shorts+underware off one leg, on the other.
3. Shorts+underware off and worn on head.
4. Shorts+underware off and held in hand.
5. Shorts+underware hidden at beginning of lap.
6. Shorts+underware off held between legs like a crotch rope.

Let's go! :)

Rolled a 1. What takes 10 minutes normally takes 20 waddling to keep the shorts in position. Pissing rain so no risk of traffic but I'm soaked and I looked like a poor entry in a wet t-shirt competition.