Generic AMA title from a slightly less generic dude
 

So, for those of you who know me, hi. For those who don't, nice to meet you. My alias is alias, and I'm coming back to GetDare after a long hiatus. I missed you guys. Figured an AMA is a good way to get started again, so by all means, ask away. I'll answer anything that isn't ridiculous like my full name, address, ssn or the like, and ill answer 100% honestly. but remember, "the answer is only important when you ask the right question" -Mr. Miyagi

1. have you ever dommed anyone physically?
2. how many girls have you dommed online?
3. what was the most impressive thing a sub did for you?
4. have you ever tried anything with a guy?
5. have you ever fantasised about being with a guy?
6. pain or humiliation?
7. what is your ultimate fantasy?

1. have you ever dommed anyone physically?
I could argue that I dom all of my subs physically as I get them all to do physical things for me. Assuming, however, you mean face to face, only one
2. how many girls have you dommed online?
at one time? 2. In total? Like 6 if memory serves
3. what was the most impressive thing a sub did for you?
she wasn't my sub (much to my dismay) but one time on a dare I had perky bathe in/consume an enema/piss concoction, which I was very impressed by
4. have you ever tried anything with a guy?
never have, never will
5. have you ever fantasised about being with a guy?not even a little bit
6. pain or humiliation?once upon a time I would have answered pain. Now, however, I don't use pain except in the most extreme of punishments. In my vanilla life I'm a pacifist, so i try to forsake violence in kink as well. Can't get rid of it altogether though, I love my whip too damn much
7. what is your ultimate fantasy?to have a harem of slaves, consisting of at least 1 set of identical twins, who all have their own purpose. For example, 1 would be primarily my toilet, one would be my personal stripper, and so on. Obviously they would all be sex slaves on top of that

1. What is your biggest kink?
2. Have you ever switched?
3. Why such a long break from getDare?
4. Didn't you miss us?
5. Would you ever have a threesome with another guy?
6. Would you ever be in a relationship with somebody who is 100% vanilla?
7. Does anybody outside of getdare know about your kinkiness?
8. What originally brought you to getdare?
9. what is your biggest fear?
10. Now that you are retired from being a go go dancer, what plans do you have for your future?

1. What is your biggest kink?
Thigh high stockings paired with high heels
2. Have you ever switched?
not exactly, but when I first lost my virginity I was more submissive because I figured if I wanted to have any chance at pleasing her while not knowing what I was doing, I'd better do exactly as she said
3. Why such a long break from getDare?
I kind of had a mental breakdown and needed to get away for a while
4. Didn't you miss us?
I did. Alot, actually
5. Would you ever have a threesome with another guy?
honestly I doubt I could even maintain an erecting with another guy around
6. Would you ever be in a relationship with somebody who is 100% vanilla?
I don't think so, but I never say never. She would have to REALLY impress me though
7. Does anybody outside of getdare know about your kinkiness?
depends on your definition of kinkiness. Alot of people know I'm a Dominant, but only the sub I had irl knows what my specific kinks are
8. What originally brought you to getdare?a Google search for "how to get a sex slave" (no clue why the fbi didn't show up at my door) lead me to the slave/master forum
9. what is your biggest fear?
to quote one of my favorite memes, "we have nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. Fuck spiders!"
10. Now that you are retired from being a go go dancer, what plans do you have for your future?I'm gonna be a porn star!

1. What is your favorite part of getDare?
2. If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?
3. If you were a woman for 24 hours, what are the top 3 things you would want to do/experience?
4. What is your favorite food?
5. What is your biggest accomplishment?
6. If you had to give up all but one kink, which would it be?
7. Ass or tits?
8. How often do you masturbate?
9. What is wallpaper on your computer?
10. How old were you when you first had sex?
11. What is your favorite Christmas song?
12. What do you want to get for Christmas?
13. Do you even feel bad for killing my imaginary puppy?
14. Why didn't you ever say Hi when you were stalking me all those years :P
15. What is going to be your first step in reaching your goal of becoming a porn star?

1. What is your favorite part of getDare?
the people
2. If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?
panda. 1) it's my favorite animal 2) they're adorable 3)
Girls frequently hug them to their chests and 4) they're this bear that, by logic of other bears, could be a terrifying predator, and yet they're content to chill and chew some bamboo. That seems alot like me
3. If you were a woman for 24 hours, what are the top 3 things you would want to do/experience?
I'd probably spend the first 30 seconds going "wtf bro?" And the remaining 23 hours 59 minutes and 30 seconds playing with my clit. I might eat somewhere in there. Maybe
4. What is your favorite food?
sushi
5. What is your biggest accomplishment?
depends on your definition of biggest. Most likely to get me remembered when I'm gone is being a published poet, most meaningful to me was learning japanese. I could go on with others, I'm sure. Nothing I've done really strikes me personally as all that impression
6. If you had to give up all but one kink, which would it be?
I'd keep domination and use my control over my sub to get the rest of my kinks back
7. Ass or tits?
depends on the girl, really. Also her willingness to let me put my cock in her ass. Largely I prefer tits, but my favorite part on the female body is the curve where the ass meets the thigh.
8. How often do you masturbate?
multiple times daily
9. What is wallpaper on your computer?
I'm on my phone so don't have immediate access to send a link. It's a pic of an anime character named kuroyukihime, who is my favorite character in any anime ever and also my waifu
10. How old were you when you first had sex?
17
11. What is your favorite Christmas song?
it's a tie between the 12 pains of christmas by Bob rivers comedy Corp and kung pao buckaroo holiday by Brad paisley
12. What do you want to get for Christmas?a sub
13. Do you even feel bad for killing my imaginary puppy?yes, actually. I'm a pacifist, and love all puppies. Eben imaginary ones
14. Why didn't you ever say Hi when you were stalking me all those years :P because your asslvr's butterfly, and I don't know asslvr all that well. Is he when of the picky types whod get angry or upset if another guy started talking to you? Clearly not, but since I didn't know that at the time I wanted to play it safe and not risk pissing people off
15. What is going to be your first step in reaching your goal of becoming a porn star?find hot chicks, sleep with them, film it and submit them?

1. how many sexual partners have you had
2. tell us about your first time
3. tell us about your best time
4. tell us about your worst time
5. what sexual fantasy do you have, that you'd never do?
5. what is the one thing you have to try?
7. how many slaves would you want in your harem?
8. did you notice 5 came twice?
9. would you ever be submissive?

1. how many sexual partners have you had
I honestly wasnt counting... but like 10ish?
2. tell us about your first time
I'm assuming all of these questions about times are referring to sexual experiences, if i'm wrong, im sorry. first time was in japan, i had just graduated high school and went on a trip with my japanese class. I was popular with the girls in japan, my red hair (which at the time was grown into a giant afro like thing) really stood out amidst the japanese girls and they liked it. I liked Japanese girls. there wasn't a whole lot that was special about it, my class went to visit the high school there, the girl was a student.
turns out she knew my host family so she came over to visit them when she got off school that day, hung out until late. i walked her home, her parents weren't home. fucked her in her bedroom
3. tell us about your best time
I live next to a bar, went over there one night. found these 2 girls who were clearly together. i went over, started talking to them, turns out one of the girls had just found out her bf was cheating on her, so she dumped him and they were drinking to get over it. once i convinced them that not all guys are assholes (which, given the theme of the night out, took alot of time and alot of drinks) they warmed up to me a bit. got to the point where they were both too drunk to drive home. luckily i had an apartment in walking distance.
as a threesome, i think it was likely my best time
4. tell us about your worst time
I don't really have an answer here... to be perfectly honest. one of my mottos is "sex is like pizza, when it's good, it's great, and when it's not its still pretty fucking good", so i can't think of any time i've ever had "bad sex"
5. what sexual fantasy do you have, that you'd never do?
I've always fantasized about pimping a girl out (literally) but i never would as it would involve sharing my sub, and i'm an extremely possessive dominant
5. what is the one thing you have to try?I think the next thing I want to try but haven't is consensual blackmail... also, did you intentionally double up on number 5?
7. how many slaves would you want in your harem?
I don't have a set number. Enough to make me happy without being so much that i cant give each slave the attention she deserves. they would all be my precious possessions, each would be part of my treasured collection,
and each deserves to be shown the love and affection that comes with that title. I can't say how many it would be, i'd take slaves until I felt like i was at the right number and call it good
8. did you notice 5 came twice?
I did, actually. I always check numbers when they did it... and i guess that answered the question i asked during the second number 5
9. would you ever be submissive?
When I first started having sex, i was submissive on the grounds that i knew nothing and felt like if i didn't do exactly what the girl said, i had no chance at getting her off. and i wanted to get her off so that shed fuck me more than once and i wouldn't be starting over from scratch each time i wanted to get laid. that said, it's not in my nature. I didn't enjoy submitting,
and i dont think ill ever do it again. I love the feeling of being in control more than i even love the feeling of an orgasm

Imagine that you have the most gorgeous woman standing in front of you. Can you please describe her?




This is one of the hardest questions I've ever had to answer, to be perfectly honest. Ideally, she'd be about 5'4"-5'6" tall so I could hug her to my chest (for non-american countries, that equates to 160-165cms approximately), beautiful eyes, tan skin, perky boobs, ideally between a 34C and 38DDs, a nice bubble butt with a clearly defined curve that separates it from her thighs. Her hair would be somewhere between shoulder length and midway down her back

Imagine you met the above woman, as your client, customer, or neighbour. You two spent time talking together and she seemed to have a liking in you. She slipped and she fell in your direction. Would you rather her back falling into your arms, her breasts falling into your palms, or she landed on her knees with her face buried into your crotch? What would you do after your rescue?

;)



I mean, all those ways to have a hot chick fall onto me... but given the above scenario I think the one I'd want most is for her to fall back first into my arms. The ways I'd respond to the other ones would generally require me to know the girl a bit better. But if she fell like that, I'd go "whoah, you ok?" To which I expect she'd reply some where along the lines of "yeah, you have good reflexes to catch me like that" and I'd close the deal with "not really, I'm just used to girls suddenly falling for me"

As promised:

1. What is your biggest pet peeve?
2. What is your dream job?
3. Chocolate or vanilla?
4. Do you have a bucket list?
5. If so, what are 5 things you have on it?
6. What is one kink you have never tried, that you want to someday?
7. Do you have a favorite Christmas carol?
8. If you could travel anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?
9. Would you rather be deaf or blind?
10. Have you ever been in love?
11. What is your favorite thing about yourself?
12. What is your biggest strength?
13. What is your biggest weakness?
14. If you could be any superhero, who would you be and why?
15. What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done?
16. How many people have you had sex with?
17. What is your darkest fantasy?
18. Would you ever go on a reality tv show?
19. Who are your closest friends on getDare?
20. How did you discover your kinks?
21. How old were you when you were a Dom for the first time?
22. Is there a kink you have that you think others don't understand or that you are embarrassed by?
23. What are the most important qualities that you look for when making new friends?
24. Do you have any quirks or odd things you do?
25. Do you believe in ghosts?
26. How long can you hold your breath?
27. Have you ever won something?
28. Do you have any scars?
29. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
30. Do you smoke? or do drugs?
31. How often do you drink?
32. How many siblings do you have?
33. What is your favorite toy to use on a girl?
34. Have you ever used any toys on yourself?
35. What do you usually think about while masturbating?
36. Do you like baths?
37. When is the last time you cried?
38. What is the hottest scene you have ever had with a sub?
39. Do you have standard rules you like to give out?
40. Do you like rollercoasters?
41. What kink do you just not understand and would never be able to participate in?
42. Hugs or kisses?
42. What is your favorite Disney movie and why?
43. What Friends character was your favorite?
44. Which are you most like?
45. If you could join the cast of one sitcom or tv family, which would it be?
46. What is the nicest gift you have ever received?
47. Do you have a favorite saying or catchphrase?
48. What is your favorite board game?
49. Do you want to get married one day?
50. Do you want to have kids one day?
51. Did you notice that there were two #42?
52. Do you wear glasses?
53. Describe your perfect Sunday.
54. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
55. Did you expect me to trick you more?

That's all for now. Enjoy :)

As promised:

1. What is your biggest pet peeve? being interrupted
2. What is your dream job? ignoring the obvious jokes like male hooker or pornstar, live in japan and do anything that covers the bills and gets me a visa
3. Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla, not a huge chocolate person
4. Do you have a bucket list? yes
5. If so, what are 5 things you have on it?visit glastonbury abbey, learn to play guitar, save a life, hug a panda (a real, live one) and take time to go to an empty field in the middle of nowhere just to lay back and watch the stars
6. What is one kink you have never tried, that you want to someday?consensual blackmail
7. Do you have a favorite Christmas carol? The Twelve Pains of Christmas
8. If you could travel anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?Akihabara
9. Would you rather be deaf or blind?I mean, im mostly blind anyway, but id rather be deaf
10. Have you ever been in love? deeply so
11. What is your favorite thing about yourself? physically? i think i have the most gorgeous eyes on the planet. otherwise? my wit
12. What is your biggest strength? my ability to think on my feet
13. What is your biggest weakness? my short temper
14. If you could be any superhero, who would you be and why? Spider-Man. he's my favorite superhero but also because none of his powers are all that broken, he really only has spider sense and the ability to climb on walls.
everything else he does just boils down to him being smart, kinda like a less emo batman
15. What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done? I worked at this deli as a clerk, there was a girl who was submissive and worked with me. I did MANY kinky things with her when we worked together, the kinkiest was probably making her blow me under the counter while i waited on customers
16. How many people have you had sex with? I wasn't counting, but like 10-ish i think
17. What is your darkest fantasy? I think someone asked this already and i answered my harem, which is one of my biggest fantasies, but i dont think its all that "dark" so im going to change my answer. i want to abduct a girl and break her mind, turning her from someone completely innocent into my submissive fuck toy
18. Would you ever go on a reality tv show? Depends on the show i guess, Fear Factor for example i wouldn't have done, but id love to be on the bachelor and have a season's worth of hot chicks fighting over me at the same time... i feel like no matter who wins, i win
19. Who are your closest friends on getDare? Most of the friends I had before I went AWOL dont get on anymore, my absolute closest friend has always been Perky though, I <3 her
20. How did you discover your kinks? This one will require too long of an answer to put in the thread, ill make a blog later to answer it, but it would literally overload this thread if i typed it out here
21. How old were you when you were a Dom for the first time? Per the convenient little sidebar, i joined GD in august 2013 meaning i was either 22 or 23, depending on what day in august when i took my first sub
22. Is there a kink you have that you think others don't understand or that you are embarrassed by? That I'm embarassed by? No way. I feel that I am who I am, if you don't like me you aren't worth talking to, and if you do you won't judge me for my tastes. That other's wouldn't understand? All of them, a fetish by definition is extremely arousing to one person but does nothing for another, so if you don't share the fetish i don't expect you to understand it.
23. What are the most important qualities that you look for when making new friends? Sense of humor, fun to be around, able to communicate with me and generally tolerate my presence
24. Do you have any quirks or odd things you do? I crack my joints alot
25. Do you believe in ghosts? Nope, I'm convinced that when I die I have better things to do than fly around and go "whoooooo"
26. How long can you hold your breath? until I have to breathe again. Haven't tried in a long time, so i actually took a stopwatch out for you, i made it to 1 minute 1.25 seconds
27. Have you ever won something?Poetry contests, academic awards, and a soccer championship. not counting numerous, non-sanctioned things like video games and such
28. Do you have any scars? a couple on my knees and one on my ball sack
29. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? 2 tattoos, 1 on my leg is the kanji character for wind but i need to get it covered because the artist fucked it up, and Harley Quinn on my arm
30. Do you smoke? or do drugs? No, but I drink socially
31. How often do you drink? Very rarely, it costs too much to get me drunk
32. How many siblings do you have? just one
33. What is your favorite toy to use on a girl? remote controlled vibrator, or maybe my whip
34. Have you ever used any toys on yourself? I <3 my fleshlight
35. What do you usually think about while masturbating? dominating a submissive
36. Do you like baths? no. i fucking love them
37. When is the last time you cried? when i watched interstellar.
38. What is the hottest scene you have ever had with a sub? I put a remote controlled vibe in her and took her on a date, the entire date i was playing with the remote, increasing the speed at random times like while she was talking to the waitress. I teased her throughout the entire night, even on the way home until she was begging me to fuck her. I pulled the car over on the way, bent her over the hood and gave her some nice spankings before fucking her right there on the side of the road
39. Do you have standard rules you like to give out? I try to be spontaneous, if something is routine enough to become "standard" i usually just make it a rule that "at this time, you do this"
40. Do you like rollercoasters? so I have mixed feelings on roller coasters.
I am terrified of heights, so i hate them while I'm going up that big hill and getting all the build up right before they drop me, and usually avoid them because of that, but if you successfully get me on one and wait for me to get over crying like a little girl as we get to the top of that hill, I love the rush that comes as i come cashing back down
41. What kink do you just not understand and would never be able to participate in? alot come to mind, but the first one that does is feet
42. Hugs or kisses? in the words of an adorable little girl on the taco commercial, "why not both?"
42. What is your favorite Disney movie and why? that's a tough one actually... I think probably Aladdin, because genie is one of my favorite disney characters and also because jasmine is my favorite disney princess
43. What Friends character was your favorite?Joey
44. Which are you most like? Chandler or Ross
45. If you could join the cast of one sitcom or tv family, which would it be? Probably Scrubs, because Turk and Dr. Cox
46. What is the nicest gift you have ever received?i don't honestly know...
all of my gifts have been like birthday and christmas presents... and i cant think of one of them that stands out as being "nicer" than the others.
47. Do you have a favorite saying or catchphrase? Several, "If I wasn't a ginger, and therefore had a soul, I'd be dead inside" "This is me, not caring"
"I would say I'm sorry, but I don't like to lie" and i can go on
48. What is your favorite board game? I'm not sure if this counts or not because the board is a negligible part of the game, but if it does Dungeons and Dragons
49. Do you want to get married one day? Yes
50. Do you want to have kids one day? Two kids, a boy and a girl
51. Did you notice that there were two #42?Did you really think you could use my tricks against me and sneak in my lucky number unnoticed? get real
52. Do you wear glasses?Only when i want to be able to see something past the tip of my nose
53. Describe your perfect Sunday.wake up, blowjob, eat breakfast, butt sex, read, go for a walk, watch the miami dolphins game, we destroy the patriots, have a girl giving me a lapdance while i watch, celebrate by fucking her, eat somewhere in there
54. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?cookies n cream
55. Did you expect me to trick you more? no, this is about what i expected

That's all for now. Enjoy :)