Weirdest Place you've Masturbated?
 

Not sure if this question has ever been asked so sorry if it's a repeat.

Where is/are the strangest, weirdest, most daring places you've touched yourself to completion when it wasn't on a dare?

to answer the question myself:
1) A customer's attic when I was in home inspections. Left it on the attic insulation.
2) At my work desk after everyone left. Once in the work bathroom.
3) Outside on my back porch late at night.

lying on the boot of my car on the side of a public highway in the snow

man, i know it doesnt sound very weird..

but I would say my grandma's house

while its still in a house, its just kinda weird to think about

or

in my best friends living room, on the couch at night

i guess one of those, not too daring, i need to go do one outside

hmmm in a hot tub with bubbles on with family in the garden about 50 metres away lol. didn't cum though.

In the bathroom of a Church rectory.... no i wasn't molested by a priest... i was working there... four hour shift, 5-9, the priests had all gone to dinner, it was boring, nobody calls churches that late.

masturbate
 

Well I don't know if this counts cause I didn't really do it myself but one time I was in the car with my friend my gf her friend and her mom. She was sitting in the front with her mom and I was in the back with my friend (male) and her friend (female) and all of a sodden her friend starts to open my pants (m gf would of herd this probable but the radio was pretty loud) and started to give me a hand job right there till I cam. That was like a year ago me and my gf still go out and that's still her best friend cause she never found out and hopefully never will cause I think I might marry her.:eek:

haha mines not extreme or exciting but deffinly weird!

by the side of a fishing lake xD

whilst fishing

it was a public fishing lake =3=

i have you all beat.

I jacked off in spanish class surrounded by hot girls and my teacher (female) was close enough that i could have tapped her on the shoulder and she is hott too. Now I know what your thinking how could have done that with out being caught, well, i was going comando and i was wearing a zip up hoodie so i un zipped my hoodie and out it over my lap and did it. lol it was awesome.

geography class while we were watching a movie... the lights were off && I sat in one of the back corner desks && no one sat directly beside me, so why the fuck not.

oh && my friends bed while she was at the grocery store

&& my other friends bed while she was laying beside me sleeping.

Ive also masturbated in 7 different rooms in my house.:)

wow for me i masturbated IN a bush along a public footpath when a group of teenagers were walking by

On a plain.

hehe

I was bored so I got to the toilet to maturbate:D

;)
 

outsyde in the road--i luved it it was thrilling

When I was younger on my living room floor with other people in the room but not looking at me.

yeah i done that on the 11 1/2 hour flight to america. wot else wos there to do...

in shopko, it was fun