Strange dildo
 

What is the weirdest or most out there thing you’ve used as a dildo?

I've used bananas, hotdogs, a toilet plunger handle, and a police baton before.

Thus far, that would probably be the canine and equine dildos I have from Bad Dragon. Unless you mean the strangest non-sex-toy used as a dildo, and that would probably have to be a turkey baster full of eggwhites (so it could "come" in my ass).

Things I've used in my pussy
 

I've used drumsticks, markers, and once a bar of soap.

Late one night on the way home from being fucked I was still horny. I stopped at a gas station that closed for the night. They had left the squeegee for cleaning your car windows in its container. I flipped my skirt up, bent over and fucked my well used cunt with the squeegee handle.

I remember using a sword once. I mean it was a plastic toy, but mother of—it was long.

Kitty used a pool stick when she was 17, and has also used candy canes.

Wow so many different things. And a sword? Really, what situation do you have to be in to fuck a toy sword?

Head first or feet first? :p

A video game controller handle as a vibe

the handle from a hammer

Not all that weird compared to other responses, a flashlight (pm me for picture proof - 18+ only, please).