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What exactly do you have against the greatest creation ever, also known as minute maid lemonade?

I totally knew you were gonna post here!

It said it has 0% juice? Really? But you have a picture of beautiful, fresh lemons on your label… if you have 0% juice, why are those lemons there? Shouldn’t you have a picture of a pile of citric acid, maybe someone snorting it off a table like Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights? But seriously, why can’t you put a little real lemon juice in your lemonade. It’s really not that hard to do. Little kids do it all the time and they sell it for $0.50 at a table on the street though today’s kids probably charge more so they can buy an iPad mini. We’re getting off topic. How are people ok with this? Why don’t we boycott Minute Maid until they make their lemonade with a few–ok, just ONE–real lemon?

Ugh I hate minute maid.

Pretty sure its 3% lemon juice

Also lemonade stands are illegal in the US now

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3711/9...5d6a52fb_z.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8456/7...71c45622ed.jpg

And since when were lemonade stands illegal? Do you have anything to back this accusation with?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/women-...b_1753057.html

http://www.minutemaid.com/content/da...ozCan_Hero.png

The people will not stand for this!
http://www.today.com/parents/watch-w...a-wine-t102500

And even if it does contain (barely) any juice, it's still super unhealthy for you.

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/mida...d+lemonade.jpg

Pretty sure that says 3% lemon juice

MMMMMMM DAT SUGAR

Did you not read what I just said?

I hope you enjoy all those cavities and diabetes.

Never had a cavity in meh life

Oh well if I get diabetes I can just be like Wilford Brimley lol

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