Order some fries then take them to the bathroom and piss over them before eating them all.
Ill be going to McDonald's

Order the healthiest foods and add cover them in salt, sauce or whatever makes sense thats unhealthy! Act excited when ordering!

But a cheeseburger open it up cum in it close t back up and eat as usual

order a burger and fries. for every bite it takes you to eat the burger, spank yourself 10 times. keep the fries in your underwear while you eat. after the spanking you can eat the fries

Order a burger with a lot of condiments/toppings.
Go somewhere private and spank your ass with it (remove top bun).
Whatever is still on the bun you eat :)

Order a burger, go to the bathroom and put it somewhere in your clothes. Walk back home and eat it when home

buy some food and put it in your hat.
Eat when you get home :) Super fancy!

Buy a burger and head straight to the toilet. Cum into the burger and leave the toilet. Sit down in the restaurant and eat it.

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Buy some fries and put them all in your underwear drive home then sit and eat the fries one by one from your underwear

Order two burgers a large fry and two large sodas of your choice. Drink all the soda and wait until you have to pee. Then you can't use the bathroom until you've finished your burgers and fries. If you must pee before finishing, pee on your food and then finish eating.

Buy a happy meal. Every fry must by slid inside you before being eaten

You must order 2 meals. Once you get home, spill your food on the floor and tie your hands behind your back and your feet together. Clean up the food however you want after that, but make sure all windows are open.

wear a bra and walk to a mcdonalds, then order two burgers and take them to the bathroom. shove the burgers into the bra cups and walk home. you must eat them afterwords with utensils

Buy three burgers, go into the restroom and masturbate with one burger (rubbing yourself with it), cum into the second burger before re-wrapping it, and place the third in your underwear along with the remaining bits of the burger you used to masturbate. Go out to a table and eat the cum filled burger before going home and cumming again before you're allowed to take the other burgers out from your underwear.