Wish granted, But he makes you do pentance or w/e for an hour :p

I wish I wasn't ill.

wish granted but you are forced into a "snuff" flim and die a slow and horrible death

i wish i could make people happy

Wish granted. But you make yourself really depressed and commits suicide after you entered a really deep depression.

I wish to be immortal and can do anything I want without getting in trouble. :P

wish granted but the immortality means u have a permanant immortal itch just where u cant reach

i wish that more of my friends were into tord

u get a job as a post man after about a year u become depressed and climb a tower with a rifle,,,

i wish a could find a misstress

Wish granted. But she ends the relationship after one day.

I wish there was zero insects all year.

Wish granted. But they all burn to ashes because someone dropped a lit match on one of the books.

I wish I can see into the future.

wish granted but you see yourself die and one often meets ones destiny on the road to change it so you actually walk into the trap that is death

i wish my teacher wouldnt care about the lyrics of the song for my continuation

wish granted, but the lyrics are all about your darkest dirtiest secret.

I wish my throat wasn't so sore and scratchy.

wish granted but only a black mans cum soothes it

i wish my mom had girlier clothes for crossdressing

Wish granted. She will only have pink, frilled dresses with ruches and flowers, and glitter etc. etc.
Then again, that will be all she wears. She'll follow you around in that kind of outfit, embaressing you in front of your friends etc.

I wish the head on my hair would grow faster >.>

wish granted u now grow hair at a meter a second with no way of stopping it

i wish my internet wasnt so crappy