Pariah's 1000th post celebration thread
 

Welcome all,

As I have reached a 1000 post, I'm starting a thread as others did before me. In this thread you can give me spanks and other stuff to do.

The rules are:

The thread starts now
The thread will end at 20-03-2018 GMT+1 23:59 unless stated otherwhise in my blog or the first post.

Each post adds 5 spanks including mine. (It's going to hurt). On top of that, beginning from this thread I am locked in a chastity device (I may remove it for special events (docor visit etc), but I may not abuse that period). And I can not start with these spanks and keywords until this thread is closed.

And now some extra fun for you. The keywords and how many you may add.
1 as a baseline
+1 If you are in my friendlist
+1 If you reached 10 posts in my thread
+1 If you reached 100 posts in my thread
+1 If I posted in one of your threads similar like this
+1 If I haven't posted in 30 posts

DOUBLE - Doubles the effectivity of your post (including keywords)(Max. 5 a day)
TRIPLE - Triples the effectivity of your post (including keywords)(Max. 1 a day)
BALLS - 1 spank to my balls
CORNERTIME - And I'll stand in a corner for 1 minute
PINNED - 1 minute of clothespins on my nipples
DRINK IT - When 500 posts contain this keyword I will drink a glass of my own pee. (only once, and I hate to do it)
BONUS - If 10 consecutive posts contain this keyword, the next poster may add 100 spanks.
BODY PART - Every spank I receive will be on my ass, if you want to redirect it to another place, use this keyword with the bodypart (apart from my balls and face)
TOOL - And I have to use a certain tool for the spanks you added, normally I would use a ruler. (Tools I have :) : Long wooden ruler 50cm, short plastic ruler 30 cm, Hairbrush please say it if you want me to use the bristle side, a belt, hand) (I want to buy more :) )
FUCK - And I'll fuck myself with my dildo for 1 minute
LINES - I have to write 2 lines everytime I get this whilst listening to some hypnofiles. The lines I have to write and which files I have to listen to will be determined by your suggestions can be seen in my blog post.
GAGGED - And I will gag myself for 1 minute
TORTURE - I put a vibrator on my locked dick and have to watch some porn for 1 minute (you may suggest what to watch)

And I have a keyword of my own which I may only use 2 times a day. This will be increased at my 10th and 100th post by 1
HALF - Halves the added amount of spanks of the previous post.

If this thread reaches more than 1000 posts, there will be more "fun/pain"
When 1000 posts are reached, each post will now be worth 7 spanks each (so the one who posts nr 1000 will effectively add 2000 spanks by just posting)
At 2000, the worth will be increased to 10
At 3000, Each post will be worth 15 (I hope we never get here)
Every further milestone will increase it

The top 3 posters may give me reduction tasks and rules. If I accept it, my todo list will be lowered what is held by the deal. If I fail, an amount will be added decided by the deal (The deal can contain other things for adding and lowering).

To prevent a lot of posts. You will be limited to one post every 10 minutes or when someone else has posted.

I'm also open to any bets. These can range from adding keywords and spanks towards keeping the thread open longer. But what will you offer me.

In this first post I will be adding more keywords with other changes as they come along. These will also include the bets I've accepted and the results. These will also be updated in my blog.

Happy hour: No limit posting and +1 keyword

And just to start it off. Happy Hour until 23:59 GMT +1. So about 3,5 hours.

Rule: Whenever I say Happy hour in any post, it will trigger an happy hour for an hour.

I just hope not too much gets added in the first happy hour, since I will go to sleep at about 22:00

DRINK IT
TRIPLE


This could get funny...;)

DRINK IT
DOUBLE

Hi, I think the maths will be not the worst...

I'l be mostly worried about certain combo's. But that is for you to find out. And Chephren, you can actually do 3 keywords. Base-your thread-happy hour. Just letting you know.

DOUBLE
DRINK IT
BONUS

Thanks for reminding

Hiya, Pariah~ ^_^

TOOL - Hairbrush, the non bristle side, please. :3 That's my favourite implement, and I wouldn't be a feline if I didn't share the love.

I'm pretty sure your posts in my spanking thread count, so I'll throw in a FUCK as well. ^_^

And if it's still happy hour: LINES as well!

Your friend list is too short. Let's change this. :D

Nice thread by the way. :)

DRINK IT