Wish granted. But the internet bill goes up 100x's

I wish for some food

Wish granted, but it's horse meat.

I wish to do well in my exams

Wish granted. But you die of a heart attack when you get the results back.

I want Fallout 3 and a DS Lite (old one got jacked)

granted, only all your systems break so you can't play fallout 3 and the DS lite weighs 50 pounds

I wish this thread would come back from the grave.

Granted, but your hopes and dreams must replace it and lie forever dormant and unfulfilled :O

I wish to be able to write for a living and shrug off my apathy


on reflection shrugging probably isn't the best metaphor for the ridding of apathy....

wish granted, but you're making money writing about things you hate, and you can't seem to write about anything else

i wish i had my music appreciation essay written already

Wish Granted, the paper is finished, but not good at all. You fail the assignment.
I wish that I had some dares to do so I wasn't so bored.

Granted, but they involve breaking all of you pre-set limits, including some you didn't even know you had.

I love this game!!!

I wish I had some to bang right now.

Wish granted. You get a fifty-year old guy with leprosy.

I wish for the next person to have an extremely corrupted wish.

Wish granted. It..er...well...i dont even...


I wish my wish was extremely corrupted. ;)

Wish granted but the wish is so corrupted you die from its corruption.

I wish the person I waiting for would come online soon.

Wish granted! But that person ends up being your mom...

I wish my best friend was being less bitchy today.

Wish granted! But everyone else around you is being 150 times bitchier

I wish I was prettier

Wish granted. But you become so beautiful that millions of Twitards rape you everyday, mistaking you for their beloved Edward.

I wish that this chocolate would last forever.