The Ultimate Piss Slut
 

Do you love pee play? Do you like peeing in awkward or daring positions? Do you love the smell and taste of piss? Even if it's someone else's? Are you such a urine craving piss lover that you brush your teeth with it? Shower in it? Bath in it? How daring are you exactly when it comes to piss? Are you the Ultimate Piss Slut!?

Let's find out, shall we!

Below is a large selection of pee dares. A few are easy, many are hard and quite a few are very hard. Try to complete as many of these as you can!

If you want to make a chance to be crowned the Ultimate Piss Slut, please reply with a concise report of what you did. It's fine to post one report that combines all that you did, or multiple.
Just make sure to make it clear what you did and how well you did it.

I will wait about a month from now before I decide who will be crowned the Ultimate Piss Slut.

After that, the thread will remain open for anyone to challenge the reigning Piss Slut and take over the title. I might even come up with more dares and add them to the list.

So, get busy drinking and get busy peeing!

* Note: sharing of any recordings in the dares below is entirely optional and not expected.

• Ladies: pee in the toilet while standing upright.
• Men: pee with a fully erect cock.
• Pee while singing the following out loud:
  I'm a little pee slut hear me out
  Here's my pee hole crying out
  When my bladder fills up hear me shout
  It's time, to let, my stinky piss out
• Do the previous dare and record it.
• Pee in the shower.
• Pee while standing on your toes.
• Pee while standing on one leg.
• Pee up into the air.
• Pee while completely naked.
• Pee outside.
• Pee while completely naked outside.
• Pee while completely naked in a pubic toilet.
• Pee while squatting down on top of the toilet seat.
• Pee while squatting down, completely naked, on top of the toilet seat.
• Pee while blindfolded.
• Pee without touching your genitals at all.
• Pee while blindfolded without touching your genitals at all.
• Pee while squatting down, completely naked, on top of the toilet seat, blindfolded and without touching your genitals at all.
• Pee like a dog: on all fours, one leg raised.
• Pee like a dog: on all fours, one leg raised, outside.
• Pee while fucking yourself with a dildo.
• Pee while getting fucked by somebody.
• Pee in a sink.
• Pee in front of a mirror looking at yourself peeing; you must look at your piss coming from your pee hole.
• Pee in front of a window.
• Pee in front of a window with at least a small chance of being seen.
• Record the audio of yourself peeing.
• Pee without taking off or moving aside your underwear.
• Pee without taking off or moving aside your underwear for a complete day and keep wearing the underwear that day (24 hours).
• Pee while fully clothed.
• Pee in a diaper and sit in it for 2 hours.
• Pee in a diaper while out in public. Your choice how much you pee and where, but there must be at least one other person within eyesight while you do it.
• Pee in a bowl.
• Pee in a bowl on top of a table.
• Pee in a bowl and dunk your face in it for 1 (accumulated) minute. Don't clean for 30 minutes.
• Pee on the floor.
• Do not flush your pee for a full day (24 hours).
• Pee on your dinner before eating it.
• Pee in your drink before drinking it.
• Pee in a public bathroom of the opposite sex.
• Pee while drinking at the exact same time.
• Give yourself a golden shower. Make sure to pee over at least your face and upper body.
• Pee directly into your mouth. Bonus points if you are a girl.
• Let someone else pee directly into your mouth.
• Drink your own pee.
• Drink somebody else's pee.
• Pee while talking to someone on the phone.
• Pee in a clear plastic bottle. Go for a walk and drink from the bottle while at least one person is within eyesight.
• Make a picture of your pee in the toilet before flushing.
• After peeing, smell your pee for at least 5 minutes, taking deep whiffs constantly.
• Make a video of yourself peeing; must record your piss coming from your pee hole.
• Pee while watching piss porn. People must be peeing in the video while you pee.
• Pee with somebody else watching.
• Pee together with somebody else. Both pee at the same time.
• Pee in every room in your house.
• Pee somewhere else every time during a day (24 hours).
• Collect 2 liters of piss and cover your entire body with it, including your face and hair. Don't clean up for half an hour.
• Hold your pee for as long as you possibly can.
• Do not pee until you get permission from someone.
• Brush your teeth with pee. No toothpaste allowed. Rinse with pee and go to bed without drinking, eating, or washing your mouth any other way.
• Pee while typing a comment in this thread stating that you are peeing right now.
• Tell someone, either on or offline, that you just peed, how long you peed for, how much you peed and what color your pee was.
• Write a blog about how much you love your piss, peeing and being a piss slut.

If anyone is doing this or considering to try this I would love to know.

Just leave a comment below. :)

I love this idea, so I'm going to try it! :) I wouldn't describe myself as somebody who loves piss, but I'll do as many of these as I dare and report how I felt about them!

Hopefully more people accept this challenge too. I'll send it to any piss sluts I know. :D

already started.. with the simple things so far.. must still start a blog post to keep track though. will then copy paste my blog post in here later.

Mistress "entered" me. I have no idea who might have told her about this thread (all be it for different reasons than to enter her pet :p )

I’ll give this a try

You're gonna "love" it if you actually DO become the Ultimate Piss Slut! :p

Haha, I think it would be funny if I kick everyone's butt at this. I'll be disappointed if it's too easy though. I'm starting to think about how I'm going to find a partner for some of these. Maybe it's time to search for a new domme. :D

I think I'll post individual reports here, and then create a blog post to link them all. The thread won't get many posts if everyone waits until the end to post their reports!

That's great, thank you. It can indeed use the bumps. It would be a shame if any potential piss sluts miss this. :)

"Pee without touching your genitals at all."
 

First report!

Pee without touching your genitals at all.

This was easy! I actually completed this two days ago on May 4. I just went to the bathroom, dropped my pants, and peed in the toilet! No touching necessary! The most awkward part was shaking off the last few drops without any touching, hehe.

Since this is my first report, I'm going to make a blog now to link all of these to one place.

"Pee while completely naked."
 

Second report!

Pee while completely naked.

I went to the bathroom, stripped naked, peed in the toilet, and then flushed before getting dressed! This was easy to do in private, but I think it would have looked very silly to anybody watching ("why is he taking his clothes off?").

That's two down for me. Let's see some reports from everybody else now!

Anyone who would like to challenge Calcifer!?

I would just like to post here to say I will be attempting to take the mantle of Ultimate Piss Slut!

My conglomerated blog post can be found here. Thank you!

Just asking, can you combine these challenges or would that count as cheating?

I am considering maybe doing a few of these if a personal situation dies down.

Also: If I do, do them, I think you should allow me to go by sex or I am going to have a very hard time making a nonexistent cock erect. :p

Pee slut
 

I may try my hand at this. Will report here.

Yeah, obviously if you don't have a cock you can't do that one.
And yes, you can combine. You can also report on the once you may have already done in the past.

Thank you for trying, and good luck!