What is the best word for penis?
 

It seems that, at least in the English language, 'cock' seems to be the most popular term to refer to a man's junk. Do you agree that this is the best? Or would you rather say 'dick' or perhaps just simply 'penis'? Or is there perhaps some more unique and colorful term that you like to use?

Open ended question. Interested in your thoughts!

Highly depends on the situation. While talking with my friends and a penis is mentioned it is usually called 'dick'. While having some kind of scientific topic 'penis' is the obvious choice and 'cock' feels like the best term to go use in a humiliating context (i.e. 'cock sucker' sounds more natural than 'penis sucker' or 'dick sucker').

If I have to decide on one term I would take 'penis' simply because it is the correct one.

Casual scenarios, like hanging out with friends, I'd say dick.

Anything more sexual, like a guy I'm gonna hook up with, I generally say cock.

I also think cock and dick can have different connotations when it comes to more D/s type relationships. In those cases, I'd refer to a top's as a 'cock' and a bottom's (mine) as a 'dick' ... Cock implies it's larger, superior, and more important/desirable. Dick in that case feels far more dismissive, and implies it's smaller.

Penis is too clinical.

Euphemisms can be fun sometimes. Ass blaster, battering ram, jackhammer, one-eyed snake, etc. They're amusing, but I don't use them very often.

Oof :) :scratchchin:

I often call mine 'worm' or 'little worm'.

irl I can barely bring myself to say penis, dick, or cock and often go with much sillier alternatives

wang, dong, wiener, pee-stick, willy, thing, crotch-rocket, johnson, ding-a-ling, etc...

I'm not very mature :)

On the internet I usually say dick or penis, and very occasionally clitty when playing with (or as) a sissy.

I always use dick, but this topic made me think of the Monty Python song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

How about my hosepipe?

Knob is a common one where I'm from!

In Dutch mostly used word for penis is : LUL

Nice and short:-)

Pronounced like this:

https://forvo.com/word/lul/#nl

Pink Bazooka :eek:

Many people give their genitals pet names, I called mine Napoleon

I tend to refer to it as doodle:P