Person above hyper super mega extreme no limits dare!
 

First, some background. KittenLicks and I have often chatted on Kik about the things that truly urk us on GetDare. The one that annoys us most is people without likes/limits and avatars! However we can't do anything about that :p

We can't do anything about the second thing that annoys us either, but we did figure out a way of ridiculing it in a "person above" thread... This "person above" thread!

We don't like it when dare requesters ask for "no limits" dares, and equally we dislike it when dare givers don't read limits or give dares that are clearly impossible to complete!

THIS THREAD IS JUST A BIT OF FUN! DO NOT DO ANY OF THESE DARES OR GET OFFENDED!

The rules are as follows;
Person "A" ask for a type of dare (for example pet play)
Person 2 gives the most extreme version of that dare that they can come up with. Then also asks for a type of dare.
Person "A" can pm Person 2 with a fake report describing how the dare went.
Person IV then replied to Person 2 with their own extreme dare.

For example Kitten wanted a pet play dare (as is his custom). So I dared him to chop his testicles off like a neutered kitty and stick kebab skewers through his cheeks as whiskers.

He sent me a report from hospital saying that all the blood had made him look like a ginger tomcat.

Get it? Got it? Good! Go! :D

I'll have an extreme self bondage dare please :)

i guess all go first so um
anal stretching

Poop dare??? :)

Brilliant! 2 posts neither daring the person above in a SATIRICAL PERSON ABOVE THREAD! It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic!

PussyKitty: anally insert a double decker bus
Maleslutt: shit in every meal for a month.

Person below please get this right! I'll have a self bondage dare please.

[QUOTE=Grindboy;956419]Brilliant! 2 posts neither daring the person above in a SATIRICAL PERSON ABOVE THREAD! It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic!

PussyKitty: anally insert a double decker bus
Maleslutt: shit in every meal for a month.





im not sure if thats possible...

Please PussyKitty, re-read the original post. Especially the bit in BLOCK CAPITALS!!!!!

It is amusing and pathetic how little people pay attention
Selfbondage dare.... you go to the tallest building in your nearest city at night, attach clamps to your nipples, a spiked parachute to your balls and weights to all of them, you will rig yourself up so your suspended over the edge of this building in the most secure manner possibly., you have a sign up by the edge of the building asking people to release you.

Piss play please

You can fill a swimming pool with your piss then swim from one side to the other underwater all the way. If you have to come up for air you must swallow a mouthful of piss and swim three more laps. :p

Spanking, please. :)

Piss on all your clothes you ever buy!

Public dare for me!

Wow guess people can't read anymore

kittenlicks
You are to post a Craigslist ad say your holding a hardest spanking compaction.

For me forced femization

You will go all the way and get a sex change, from now on you will be called Brenda and will live the rest of your life as a woman.

For me Bondage

You will be stripped, bound tight, and have your mouth open and then hung vertaically to the floor. then you will be used as a battering ram giving oral in front then pulled back to take it in your rear, process is repeated over and over and over.

Messy crossdress.

For your dare I want you to retrieve every single photo ever taken of you in your entire life, including those in peoples wallets and ones hanging on family members walls. Now scan those photos into your computer and photo shop them to replace all the mens/boys(for the younger pictures) clothes with womens/girls clothes. Now print out all the new photos and place them back where you took the old ones from so that everyone will think that you have always dressed like a girl.

For mine I'd like an ageplay dare(just no real kids please thats no go even in fantasy)

Edit: didn't see the messy part till after I wrote this out but I think this one is extreme enough to go without it.

Put on a diaper and insert a suppository. Then find a site with hypno files and download and listen to every age play file on the site 100 times until you can't help but mess and wet your diaper. Then you must go onto the street with a sign asking someone to change you. You can cover the diaper with the sign if you want. That's covert enough, right?

If you don't have supppsitories or diapers go completely naked to your nearest store that sells them. When you buy them lie down on the check out counter and ask the person there to insert the suppository and put the diaper on you.

Mine will be pet play. ^^

Let loose in a cat litter box. Orgasm denial.