InstantInferno's Not-An-Edging Thread
 

Was talked into starting one of these somehow, so... welcome to InstantInferno's Not-An-Edging Thread, where you can make me do many things except, for some odd reason, not edges. (Probably because I'm absolutely terrible at them.) Left with no opportunities for puns after the edging threads finished? Had fun (or maybe "fun") with all the little gifts I left in your thread and been looking forward to putting me on the receiving end for once? Just like the look of one of the options? Well, this is your chance!

Each post can choose from one of the following fine keywords, all designed so they shouldn't get too out of hand (that works, right?) and none of which will add any edges:

BITE - clover clamps on my nipples for 2 minutes
DEEP - I deepthroat a dildo 3 times
DRIP - five drips of candlewax at a place on my body you choose (below neck, must be able to reach it)
FUCK - I fuck my ass with a dildo for 20 strokes
SLAP - one firm-ish slap to my balls. Yes, really - just the one.
STUFF - 20 minutes plugged with large black buttplug

Additionally, every 100th post (so post 100, 200, etc) may optionally give me a short one-off custom task within my likes (less than 30 minutes), which can be in a later post for convenience. Not sure how many of those we'll actually reach - edging threads have been quite popular lately but of course this isn't one.

You may post as many times as you like, but double posting is forbidden. The thread will be open for 48 hours for you to add your chosen non-edges. Also, as a little incentive to get through the given non-edges, I will not be cumming by playing with my cock until they're done. However, I'm not currently willing to make the same guarantee for any other causes of orgasm including (but not limited to) any of the keywords given by this thread.

Have fun! Happy punning, errm, posting!

BITE me, it's here!

Well, hello :D

Who needs edges when there is lots of fun stuff we can talk about

How much sweat was DRIPping from your forehead when you pressed post?

I bet the sweat was running pretty deep

Im gonna have a BITE at this thread ^^

Hi guys! Thanks for the advice on starting this! I see it didn't take you long to find this and start on the puns

Maybe just a little. Also, it's either a really good thing or a really bad thing that I decided against punishment for rulebreakers... :p

Fuck, you forgot the fun punishment clause;)

Was there a mistake in that STUFF? I can't find it.

It's gonna be a DEEP hole you're digging for yourself ^^

also you should prob star a excel sheet ^^ It helps a lot

No one is in deep trouble yet, just noticed the lack of punishment clause.

Apparently I read and follow directions now :D

The STUFF going on here is fun ^^

does no punishment mean we can just double post if we want?

Oh FUCK, think I found my new home for the next few days. Hi there Inferno! :D

Should I help move your STUFF in?

Deliberate rule-breaking might still BITE you in the ass. I’m not above offering my services as enforcer to Inferno if need be :D