Promises
 

You promise do something if something happens. Don't do comic promises (eg, "I'll do it if tomorrow will be the end of the world" or "if the U.S. will announce the recognition of South Ossetia"). Let's take most real examples.

I'll start.
I promise to run 2 km in the street wearing only tights (in daytime), if PFC CSKA Moscow lose tomorrow.

I promise to wear a bra as only underwear for [you roll a dice] hours if they win!!! :eek:

They won. I rolled 4.

I promise to lick the toilet seat every day for a week if on monday the number of profile views will be 1000+.

I like this. It's a good creative idea!

I promise to take only freezing cold or scolding hot showers for a week if, Rangers beat the Yankees today.

Nice idea :)
 

I will give myself 10*(roll 2 die) spanks with a slipper if Tottenham beat Everton tomorrow.

I do believe they said actual scenarios not comical ones :p
im just joking :)

Lol, I would actually bet on Tottenham. Make a promise about this match yourself. :P

Now i have 1000+ views. Ok, since today i'll begin to do this promise.

I promise to lick a public toilet iff someone replies to this before i wake up in the morning

Looks like someone replied...xD

I promise to Spank my self with a hairbrush 50 times per cheek and 10 on pussy with wooden spoon
As hard as possible if someone can orgasm and post after me in the next 4 hours

I wull lick a yurinal tom.
I promise to drink my piss if someone sends me a pic showing themself naked with something up their ass. send to [email protected] within ten minutes

I promise to go to the mall absolutely naked (the weather today is +5°C, +41°F) if somebody up this thread for next 8 hours.

What do you mean by "up this thread"?

Write new post/give a dare for person above.