Fill my pants!
 

Give me some things to put into my pants! I live near a krispy kreme, mcdonalds, pizza place, safeway and i have all day tomorrow to play around with!

I think a mix of McDonald’s milkshake, fries, and a Big Mac in the front of your pants and chicken nuggets with a donut in the back should be fun Xx

That sounds fun! Maybe replace the big mac and chicken nuggets with something else?

I say a dounut over your penis (icing side first) 2 slices of pizza around the side of your waist, 2 McDonald apple pies in the rear, and Safeway whipped cream to fill any empty space.

We’re heading in the right direction! I don’t think I can manage two slices of pizza but but the apple pie and whipped cream sound nice! The donut too!

If you can't fit a slice in, then maybe the sauce and cheese? Also make that apple pie a la mode!

Perfect! Will do!

What about getting some of yourv5 a day. Get a pot of ready to eat fruit, ideally one with grapes, pineapple and/or melon. Then put it down the back of your pants.