25, F, and Kiwi - Open for Questions!
 

Heya everyone! I'm Rosie, a 25 year old PhD student from an archipelago in the southern hemisphere with lots of sheep and intense biosecurity laws.

Today I am posting here so that you can all ask me questions!
I'd appreciate it if you didn't ask me to do your maths homework for you (how else will you learn?) but most other things should be on the table so long as it is not identifying information! Thus I request that you all ask away and learn the truth behind the keyboard.


In order to get the obvious questions out of the way first I will post the three most common questions I imagine everyone gets asked:
Pineapple on Pizza? I do not judge you negatively for doing it but I never would
Reebok or Nike? Oh yeah!
Favourite Animal? Giraffes (v. cute)

........have you
 

OK, I'll get the obvious question out of the way first ....

Have you ever tried the Haka naked except for a piercing or two and a bead of sweat running from your back to your butt crack?:confused:

So you like bondage and are a switch....

What is the longest you have been bound?
What is the longest you have bound somebody?

Do you always sit on a toilet seat

At home
At Work
At a female friends house
At A male friends house
In A Unisex Toilet
In A ladies toilet

Is the answer the same for whatever you need to do

Right all, here are the answers to your first lot of questions:

I have never been sporty enough to have to Haka so sadly I have not.

I have on one occasion been left tied up for a whole evening so that was maybe a few hours and I tell you now - it felt great!

I have had a boyfriend tied up all night once on his bed while I teased him a bit, went to sleep and did some other more normal stuff. I thin he really enjoyed the whole experience and I can tell you I did too - it felt great!

Yes.

What was the most humilating thing you have done?

Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

Have you ever caught somebody else masturbating or having sex?

Describe your body in great detail.
What is the most extreme thing that you are willing to do bdsm-wise.

1) what are y wearing right now? Explain in details
2) type of underwear you usually wear?
3) pubic hair? (Laser, wax, trimmed)
4) last 3 person saw you naked?
5) last time had a shower/cum?
6) your kinkiest fantasy?
7) the kinkiest dare you were forced to do?
8) most weird / kinkiest porn you watched?

Its early in the morning, I haven't even had breakfast yet. I'm half asleep and maybe even a bit hung over but I am coming here to this thread to answer all of your questions about me!

I told a colleague that I could prove a conjecture that he had been working at in the next week. I tried, failed and then was made to buy drinks. This is a lesson about hubris - I become quite a prideful person when I've had a few drinks but this one really set me down low. Also perhaps confirmed in the minds of some present the stereotypes about women in my field. I have not made this mistake since.

No, or at least, not that I know of.

I once walked in on one of my housemates masturbating. He was super embarrassed and so was I. We never talked about it again and after that I always knocked on the door before entering.

I'm around 5'10 and quite lightweight. I have the pale skin of someone who is quite obviously experiencing white privileged and I do burn quite easily. My hair is a dark brown and long enough that I have to tie it up at pretty much all times.
I don't wear glasses because I can see. My eyes are grey like the sea on a stormy day which sounds super romantic when I put it like that but in reality its quite boring to look at.
My breasts are quite small and so normally float under the radar when necessary.
I have the feet of a colossus and the hands of a bumble bee. My legs are good at walking and my arms are good at lifting. I keep most of myself well shaved but often allow some growth in the pubic hair area because who can even be bothered these days?
Some of my teeth are pretty wonky because I had a wonky childhood and never got them fixed up. I have a rather big nose - the kind you wouldn't want to have in 30s Germany. A nickname sometimes applied to me is Rosie the Nose.
I also have ears but as you can probably tell I'm reaching a bit for more details right now, maybe I'll edit in some if they occur to me during breakfast.

I have no idea what I'm willing to do, that's why we're all here right?
In seriousness though I have mostly kept my BDSM stuff firmly in the bedroom and wouldn't really want to expand too far outside of that. A lot of the lifestyle stuff that you see at the clubs is of no interest to me.

I am wearing blue pyjamas. They are made of something like wool, maybe a wool and synthetic fabric or maybe just wool. I could probably check to see on the label but it is cold outside and I don't want to unsnuggle from my duvet and I'm also not sure you care.
They have a top bit with several buttons and a bottom bit with only 2 buttons. Its quite a warm bit of kit for cold winters nights like we have right now and I like them within that context.

I normally wear brief-style underwear in unexciting colours because why put effort into something nobody is going to see?

Yes

A doctor saw me semi-naked not too long ago but she was very nice about it (its her job after all). I also had a boyfriend a few months ago who manged to undress me a few times. After that I have no idea... It might even have been the boyfriend before that which goes back a few years.

Last time I had a shower was yesterday, last time I got to cum was at the start of the week and the last time I did both at the same time was a few weeks ago!

One of my best friends from uni was ridiculously hot. Often when i touch myself I like to imagine him tying me up, having sex with me, spanking me and cumming on my face. I always feel a bit guilty afterwards because we're still amazing friends and I would never even dream of asking him out or turning our relationship sexual.

Nobody forces me to do anything.

I once watched some porn with people who get off pretending to be horses. I don't want to kink shame anyone so if that is you then all power to you but gosh that seems super weird.

Describe how you lost your virginity.
Have you tried anal and if not, are you interested in trying?

Same way most people do, I had sex...

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Alright maybe you want a bit more than that. I had sex with a boy who had a penis and he put it inside me and it hurt a bit but it was kinda exciting. In retrospect the first time sucked but it was fun and the two of us worked well together as a couple so I'm glad he was the one I lost it to.


Nope, I have never tried it. I'm not sure I want anyone sticking anything up my bum but that said if I ever have a boyfriend who is really into strapons I think I might give that a go.

Hello fellow Kiwi!

1) If you could go into the world's greatest and most well stocked adult toy store and take any 3 items of your choice, what would they be and why?

2) Name one of your guilty pleasures.

3) What is the strangest thing you've had inside of you?

4) What is something you are insecure about?

You can't run nor hide, everywhere you turn we will be there. The Kiwis are coming and they will not be stopped. We are become legion.

So I'd really hope that in this shop I'd have some time to browse and there would be things that I'd never seen or heard of before. I think in this scenario I wouldn't go in with anything in mind but would try and be open to anything that takes my fancy.
That's not a very good answer though so let me think of three fetishy items that I down't own and would have no idea where to buy.
- A remote control vibrator that has the ability to be controlled by people who I give access to no matter where they are. I think this could be fun for online play as well as if I were ever in a long distance relationship, I can imagine all sorts of odd shenanigans that you could get into with something like this.
- A Special bed just for sex. Sometimes you just want your bed to be a nice and safe no-sex zone so why not have a bed specifically designed with sex in mind? It could have attachments or shelves for other sex toys. Maybe there are different materials that are better for sex stuff. I don't know but I'm sure it could be a good idea.
- A sexy sex outfit. Maybe with some LaTeX and leather, maybe some fluffy bits too. I've never had any clothes specifically for sex (I don't do the sex that much) so I'd definitely look for something super sexy that would get all the guys (and maybe the girls too) turned on so much they couldn't help but get down at my feet.

The film Pitch Perfect

This one isn't a thing that is certainly inside me but its a cool story so I'm going to share it anyway. So when I was a baby my parents lived int he UK a while and that was during the Mad Cow disease times. So now in New Zealand I am unable to give blood because there is a small chance that my blood is infected with Prions. These are super evil folded proteins that are undetectable, indestructible and if they mange to spread enough completely deadly.
If you are looking for a scare feel free to look them up on the internet, its a big spook.

I am insecure about a lot of things - I'm never sure I'm good enough at my work, I'm really that good at any of my hobbies and I'm not the most successful person when it comes to romance. I think I tend to keep to myself a bit because of some of these things - I haven't been actively looking for a relationship in a long time and I think part of that comes from the fact that I'm very insecure about sex in general.

When a guy cums, where do you prefer it? On you somewhere? In you somewhere?

What’s your favorite non-sexual memory?

What’s your preferred way to masturbate?

When and how did you first learn about masturbation?

1. what sneakers/running shoes do you have?(be specific. brand, color, model, etc.)
2. what size?
3. what footwear do you prefer?
4. do you always wear socks with your sneakers?
5. how bad do your sneakers smell?
6. have you ever been gagged with a sneaker?
7. would you gag yourself with a sneaker for a dare?
8. have you ever been in a cast? (for a broken bone)
if so what color, type, and how long were you in it?
9. would you be willing to be put in a cast for fun/bondage?
10. have you ever had braces?
11. if so did you have any special appliances like headgear
12. whats the biggest thing you have ever put in your mouth?
13. how many people have you slept with?
14. what is the last thing you had in your ass? pussy?
15. what is the most disgusting thing you have ever done?
16. what is your deepest darkest secret?