Low IQ language
 

First off all: if this is the wrong part of the forum, I'm sorry. I usually don't start threads.

I spent some time and made a rule list to speak in a low IQ context (bimbo, age regression, roleplay, etc)
It's very basic, but for me as none native speaker it's helpful. I plan to write a blog entry, but before that, I thought it would be nice to get some more ideas and share what I have so far:

• Turn off autocorrect.
• Never correct your spelling. Always explain in the next sentence what you actually meant.
• Replace commas and points with 'and'.
• Use like as often as possible.
• Use filler phrases like "um"
• Limit your words in sentences to seven. At least between ands.
• Use a lot of exclamation marks to show enthusiasm!
• To further show enthusiasm, call people nice even if they aren't.
• Start thread replies with a nice introduction and end them with a cute phrase like "Thanks for reading, cuties."
• If you can use a phrase with a sexual double meaning instead, do so!
• Simplify words and paraphrase complicated ones. Make it easy!
• Wrote numbers always as number!
• Don't use words with more than 10 letters.
• Use the text version of words. U know what I mean? R these 2 complicated 4 u? Or is it ez?
• Ask simple questions.
• If you ask something, explain why you're dumb and don't know the answer.
• Never use an expression of knowing. Always use phrases like 'I guess'.
• If you want to use big words, fail to do so.
• Use wrong grammar like more good instead of better.
• Use third person from time to time.
• End longer paragraphs with 'Do you know what I mean?' and a giggling emoji.
• Use emojis to clarify your feelings.

Here's an example:

Hey my cutie��!
Nice guys on the web helped me and like maked my speach more good. They invented rules 4 me to do. Best invitation um, I mean best idea eva! It really filled my head with stuff. Their were like 10 nice guys helping me and they like are nice. This little airhead use this ideas now oftener. I'm not good at explaining like I'm bad at it, but you know what I mean, right? ��
Thanks for reading, cuties!

Like, you no, thanks 4 sayin that. Have a nice day, cutie.