Nicely done. Yes you may cum - completely naked, tits and face on the bed, ass raised up towards the window, vibe in cunt and hands between your thighs.

Better do that before the heater repair guy shows up... or before I get further ideas and make you wait until he shows up.

It's pretty neat that your post above was the 3000th post on this thread, isn't it?

wonder how leaky the leaky faucet will be now that it has been given permission?! *rubs chin*

Thank you, Sir!

I suppose it's a fantastic 3000th post then :D
Already rubbing my thighs together! Thanks for asking...

Well, I did warn you that I will get you to that point.

Yes... I suppose you did. The speed in which it happened is astounding though... :p

When someone lives at the edge of a cliff, it doesn't take much effort to push them off.

It is a wonderful cliff with such an amazing view...

An amazing view AND a wonderful cliff...
How amazingly wonderful!

Sounds like the cure for all ills.

Unfortunately, for half the population (or, 5% of the people on getDare) every couple of fortnights there come issues that prevent one from being pushed off a cliff.

I'm sure it doesn't prevent anyone desperate enough... but thanks for the reminder that being a woman sucks some days.

Hmm... is that why when it stops they call it MENoPAUSE? :confused:

It's probably because an old man named it and he wouldn't be able to stand it if the male species wasn't involved in the name... you know how men get, especially the old ones. They like to be involved in everything :D

Yeah, those old men! Being involved in everything...and...old!

I mean...like... they're soo old! Especially men.

Yeah, especially those old men who remember the ZX81 16K with fond memories. Who could forget Space Invaders in glorious 48x32 resolution in 1 bit color... 45 minutes of coding to get it running, 5 minutes of play before the RAM pack wobbles and the whole thing gets wiped out. Oh, the good old days.

Actually my first "beast" was a 80386dx 40mhz with (I don't want to brag) a staggering 8mb of ram! This baby could even run the latest Doom2 game with only minor tampering in the config.sys and autoexec.bat! Minor tampering!