The last non-mod to post here wins
 

The person/object/entity who posts last in this thread wins, as long as they are:
- registered getDare members
- an entity whose primary residence is planet Earth (exception - aliens who are long term MIB pass-holders)

Persons/entities in the following categories are disqualified from winning:
- getDare mods who can close a thread
- those with divine powers (except the thread-starter, of course)
- time-travelers who are not in their original t-axis coordinate at the time of posting

I win. Let's close this thread now.

Hey I am not an earthling, but I claim to hold a long term MIB pass, so I guess I can post here!

I knew I shouldn't have put that exception in - it would have also kept wolf007 out... but it's legally required, unfortunately.

Yes, i am also long term holder of this Mega Intergalactic Brothel pass.

So, let the games begin and may the odds be ever in the Vognorian favor..;)

So what exactly does Nina@ do at the Mega Intergalactic Brothel?

Can someone please make Runesmith a mod?

Hahaha... nice try. Nah, they'll never make me a mod. I'm too insane for that.

Dunno...alien recourse manager?

Inter-alien genetic exchange facilitator?

Person above has already 3 votes for mod

The person above should be made a mod - for spending lots of time here.

I'm sure you'd be much better than me enforcing rules on people

I'd start by enforcing draconian rules and raising a zombie army to take over the world.

We're already prepared for that

https://piktochart.com/wp-content/up...raphic-cut.jpg

What if I attack the cloud with the zombie army? Would it rain?

Umm... behave ourselves?

Maybe Sea Flower 's crazy. But she's not the only one. Triangle is right there with her....

La la lalaa lalala...

Can you hear my heartbeat?
Tired of feeling never enough
I close my eyes and tell myself that my dreams will come true
There'll be no more darkness
when you believe in yourself you are unstoppable
Bo-Bo-Born to make history n.n

LPV is posting and is not a mod.

Imagine is a pretty nice song. Probably the best that Lennon and Yoko ever wrote.

Why do tragic things often happen to people who try to spread peace and love though...
Demonic "karma"?

"Expecting justice in a cruel, cold and random universe is a form of self-delusion."
- Runesmith (a renowned 21st century philosopher)

"Tragic things don't discriminate. They fuck everyone in their own way. We simply tend to care more when it hits a genuinely good guy."

- subGanymede (Some guy)

Runesmith, I'd like to thank you for creating this thread after a certain someone decided to use their BS mod privileges to declare themselves the winner and lock my thread.

To be honest, that was kinda my evil game plan... become a mod and lock the thread... but someone beat me to it, hahaha

*whistles* Any new plans? :hittheroad:

Well, that "non-mod" thing narrows down the options, but I am now going with uploading my brain to the internet and posting forever as an electronic entity (see how useful that "entity" clause is?)

There must be a way to get the old thread back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's the reason for the time-traveler clause. I could theoretically go back in time and post there a millisecond before Red closes the thread, trapping her in her own gambit - but since I play fair... :p

You should definitely give the whole time-travel-adventure a rest and consider the horrors of a time paradox. I've grown to become quite attached to our current reality you see...

Time paradoxes can be fun, however the opinion on that is divided. 7 of my future selves agree with me, but the other 8 disagree.

Maybe you should offer Red a deal

LPV would like a deal from Sea!

Why drag me in to this? :p

LPV would STILL like a deal from Sea!

Be careful what you wish!