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Fieldofbunnys 04-11-2018 02:44 PM

Hearthstone Dungeon Run Dare part 6/6
 
Oh, and there are no quests for this encounter.

Azari, the Devourer: “I drink your fear and feast on your remorse”
When encountered:
Spoiler:
Oooof, I hate this guy. He is the worst. He eats all of the fun cards you worked so hard to get. He devours your non-passive treasures that you have not used yet. At the start of each of his turns, you must snap a rubber band on both your nipples. Each time he discards 6 cards from your deck, spank yourself 100 times with your best spanking tool.

Victory:
Spoiler:
YES, YOU DID IT! Give yourself a pat on the back, and put some clothes on unless you are considered a Murloc this Dungeon Run or you just don't like clothes. You find 10000 gold pieces that are just lying around in his chamber. You also find a red emerald worth 4000 gold pieces and only takes up 1 gold piece. Now you can have an orgasm because you did it :D

Defeat:
Spoiler:
He devours you and half of your treasures. I honestly don't like this boss so he does not deserve anything more than that.


King Togwaggle: “My turn, ha-ha! I be looting all the loots you be booting down the loot chute!”
When encountered:
Spoiler:
Everyone says this is the hardest boss, but I think it is the most fun boss. Every time he uses his hero power, edge once and spank yourself 50 times with your best spanking tool. Every time he plays a treasure, edge once and spank yourself 50 times with your best spanking tool. Every time he uses Rakanishu, edge once and spank yourself 50 times with your best spanking tool. You must have clothespins on your nipples during this encounter.

Victory:
Spoiler:
YAY, YOU DID IT! Give yourself a pat on the back, and put some clothes on unless you are considered a Murloc this Dungeon Run or you just don't like clothes. You find 10000 gold pieces that are just lying around in his pile of adventurer loot. You also find an orange emerald worth 4000 gold pieces that only takes up 1 gold piece. Now you can have an orgasm because you did it :D

Defeat:
Spoiler:
Oh dear, you just looked up in his chamber. There are several cages with every failed adventurer before you just hanging from the ceiling. He strips you of all your clothes and armour, takes all of your gold pieces and treasures, and throws you inside of an empty cage. Stand in front of a window with the curtains open for 12 minutes. After what seems like days, a kobold enters your cage. This kobold edges you 5 times before making an offer. He will release you, but you have to have to ruin your orgasm first. If you accept, ruin your orgasm, and then you leave the Dungeon feeling a big urgency in your groin. If you refuse, he edges you 10 more times before you find the strength to over power him and start edging him instead. He moans as you keep his mouth shut. You steal a key from his pocket, and tie him up with a gag. You look at his hard erection and grin as you jump out of the cage. You manage to steal back your collected gold and treasures before leaving.


The Darkness: “Your light is dwindling, adventurer…”
When encountered:
Spoiler:
Are you afraid of the dark? My advice is that if your deck is good then you should be able to defeat The Darkness. All of the lights in your house must be off during this battle even if you are a priest. At the start of each of your turns, remove 1 article of clothing and edge twice. If you have no more clothing to remove, edge thrice instead. Each time you edge 6 times, have a ruined orgasm. If you would ruin an orgasm during this fight, you may instead turn a light on in your house (If you have more than 14 lights that you can turn on in your house, you have to turn on 2 lights instead). Don't run out of lights adventurer. Candles that you are willing to light count as lights, but don't count towards the total number of lights in your house.

Victory:
Spoiler:
HOORAY, YOU DID IT! Give yourself a pat on the back, and put some clothes on unless you are considered a Murloc this Dungeon Run or you just don't like clothes. Also go turn some of those lights out, that is a lot of power being wasted. After defeating The Darkness, all of the lights turn on and you can see 10000 gold pieces scattered around on the floor and a dark emerald worth 4000 gold pieces that takes up only 1 gold piece. Now you can have an orgasm because you did it. I hope you didn't have too many ruined orgasms :D

Defeat:
Spoiler:
One by one. The darkness laughs evilly as it engulfs you. You can't see anything, but you feel a dreadful sensation across your body. Put on a blindfold. Edge once for each light that is on in your house. Spank yourself 50 times multiplied by the number of lights that are on in your household. Drip hot wax on your body a few times (You may simulate this. You don't have to wear a blindfold while dripping hot wax on yourself). Then The Darkness phases away, taking his treasure with him, and leaving your treasure with you.


Vustrasz the Ancient: “You will pay a price for your greed.”
When encountered:
Spoiler:
Look at all of that shiny treasure… This is a big dragon though…
For every 5 damage you take by his hero power, drip two drops of hot wax on yourself (You may simulate this) and spank yourself 100 times with your best spanking tool.
Whenever you play a Golden Kobold during this encounter, gain 600 gold pieces and spank yourself 3 times.
Whenever you play a Tolin’s Goblet during this encounter, gain 600 gold pieces and drink 1 cup of water.
Whenever you play a Wondrous Wand during this encounter, gain 600 gold pieces and drip 1 drop of hot wax on yourself (You may simulate this).
Whenever you play a Zarog’s Crown during this encounter, gain 600 gold pieces and snap a rubber band on each of your nipples.

Victory:
Spoiler:
INCREDIBLE, YOU DID IT! Give yourself a pat on the back, and put some clothes on unless you are considered a Murloc this Dungeon Run or you just don't like clothes. You stand here at the feet of this subdued Dragon. He allows you to take his treasures with a sigh. You grab 10000 gold pieces and 40 yellow emeralds that are all worth 100 gold pieces and each only take up 2 gold pieces. Now you can have an orgasm because you did it :D

Defeat:
Spoiler:
This Dragon grasps you with its claws and chains you to the wall. It takes a deep breath in and breathes out fire. Drip 5 drops of hot wax on yourself for each treasure you played during this encounter (You may simulate this). All of your clothes and armour are burned right off, and the Dragon starts whipping your bottom. Spank yourself 50 times. You feel crispy and vulnerable. The Dragon takes all of your treasures and releases you from the Dungeon. These things happen.


Xol the Unscathed: “Do not be looking into Xol's eyes! She is having eyes all over her big face.”
When encountered:
Spoiler:
Be careful. This boss uses a very skill-testing technique. Randomness. How hard could she be?
Whenever she says the word “Frost”, rub an ice cube(shape) up and down your genitals for 5 seconds.
Whenever she says the word “Flame”, drip a drop of hot wax on yourself (You may simulate this)
Whenever she says the word “Fear”, remove an article of clothing. If you are unable to remove and article of clothing, snap a rubber band of each of your nipples once.
Whenever she says the word “Fatigue”, do 3 push-ups and edge once.
Whenever she says the word “Fatality”, put clothespins on your nipples. Each time she says “Fatality” while you have clothespins on all your nipples, twist each clothespin 90 degrees and reattach them.
Whenever she says the word “Flummox”, spank yourself 10 times.
You must tally the number of times she says each word for future reference :3

Victory:
Spoiler:
Unbelievable, YOU DID IT! Give yourself a pat on the back, and put some clothes on unless you are considered a Murloc this Dungeon Run or you just don't like clothes. You find 10000 gold pieces that are just lying around in his pile of adventurer loot. You also find a purple emerald worth 4000 gold pieces that only takes up 1 gold piece. Now you can have an orgasm because you did it :D

Defeat:
Spoiler:
Time for her to take a good look at you with all her eyes.
Rub an ice cube(shape) up and down your genitals for 5 seconds multiplied by the amount of times she said “Frost” during this encounter.
Drip a drop of hot wax on yourself for each time she said “Flame” during this encounter (You may simulate this).
Stand in the corner with your nose holding a coin against the wall for 4 minutes multiplied by the amount of times she said “Fear” during this encounter. Each time the coin falls, add 4 minutes to the time.
Edge once and do 3 push-ups for each time she said “Fatigue” during this encounter.
Put clothespins on your body for each time she said “Fatality” during this encounter.
Spank yourself 25 times for each time she said “Flummox” during this encounter.
After all of that, she lets you go with your collected gold pieces.


Ah, you must be at the end of the dare. You have most likely been defeated and are now wondering what happens when you die. You may restart :D
Even if you just won. You may restart. Why would you want to restart?
If you beat the Dungeon Run with all nine classes using this dare, you may start each Dungeon Run while using this dare with an extra passive treasure and a Medium sized/Large sized backpack that can carry an infinite amount of gold pieces.
If you are crazy enough to beat the Dungeon Run twice with all nine classes using this dare, you have officially won and you have a lot of bragging rights.

Otherwise, thanks for reading this if you are not going to do this dare.

sunset-gd 04-13-2018 01:56 PM

I played warrior and got a total of 67432, with the proof provided to you.


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