Would You Rather... (Dirty Edition)
 

5 forced orgasms

Would ypur rather pee your self in the morning and wear the same clothes the whole day or drink your morning piss

Buttplug for 3hrs — I think I would get used to it sooner, and it will not get in the way of doing things as much as the clamps might.

Would you rather have a huge, full-color cumming penis tattooed on both your arms or a photo-realistic black and gray tattoo all over your back depicting you pissing yourself while sucking Satan's dick?

you like eating your own cum?
 

you like eating your own cum?

Back tattoo, its not my taste but it does sound bad ass!
Would you rather be forced to puke, or force someone else to puke?

Thats a hard one:(. I want to say both:p. But i guess myself puking as long as its because I'm gagging on a cock throat fucking me:

Would you rather go out in public with only tape covering your privates or be on all fours with a collar and leash, naked being walked

On all fours, collar and leash, naked being walked. It just feels right. Plus, I think it would hurt when you eventually remove the tape from your privates ;)

Would you rather be repeatedly pissed on and soaked completely for one day a month, or drink one man's piss once a day every day?

I think I would rather be pissed on and soaked for a day. I hate drinking piss though.

Would you rather smell a guys socks for 30 minutes a day for a month, or smell a guy's socks that he has been wearing for a month for 5 hours straight?

5 hours of month-old socks just once. It will be intense but worth doing, compared to 30min everyday which will be boring.

Would you rather do a 7 seconds-long, odorless but extremely loud fart every time you orgasm, or automatically orgasm every time you hear a fart noise (including recordings, deflating balloons and armpit farts).

I would take the 7 second odor-less fart. That would be especially fun if I were masturbating anally.

Would you rather suck 10 dicks through a gloryhole and swallow every load?
Or
Would you rather be in a confined glory-hole with one wall for your ass and the other for your mouth for two rounds?

Would you rather suck 10 dicks through a gloryhole and swallow every load.

Would you rather:

Swallow a litre of cum

OR

Swallow a litre of piss.

I'd rather swallow a liter of cum. I never liked the taste of piss.

(Assuming the answerer is a male)

Would you rather become a cuckold for the rest of your life and never penetrate a woman again?

Or

Would you rather get all the ladies, but suffer from premature ejaculations 5 seconds after you start?

Not male I'm sorry :p So if I apply this to a woman I guess it would be the second one. Get with all the guys and orgasm 5 seconds after we start haha.

(Change mom/dad to whatever gender you are most interested in) Would you rather fuck your mom/dad, who has the body of your crush OR fuck your crush, who has the body of your mom/dad

fuck my crush with the body of my dad because my dad is in better shape

would you rather kill someone and then have sex with the body, OR get killed and watch as your body is fucked (we are assuming you can watch from above in ghostly form)