Objects
 

27f looking for differnt type of objects into my ass or pussy. Please find strange or weird objects for me to insert.

Ok. Here is a dare.

Starting with your vibrator. The next thing that you use has to start with the last letter of the last thing you used, so it would need to start with ‘r’, so ‘red sharpie’ would work for example.
Try 5 turns to start.

I've always thought a wisk woukd be fun for both ass and pussy. It stretches you out a little plus you can kinda see inside a bit. Tooth brush bristle end in would feel very stimulating inside for both as well I would guess. See how those work out, would love to hear a report if you enjoy them.

How about cooked spaghetti(cooked obviously). See how much you can fit in your ass!

Oh well....
 

As the question is often asked here, I assembled over the years a list of items (some bizarre) that have been (reportedly) inserted in slave holes.

1. Carrots
2. Small Balls (bouncing balls ect...)
3. Cucumbers
4. Golfballs (for all those lovely golfers)
5. Candles (refer to other posts on how to use them)
6. Ice Cubes
7. Cell Phones...
8. plunger handle
9. curling iron (not plugged in)
10. pens and pencils (caution of the pointy tip)
11. small flashlight
12. small bottle (warning for suction and broken glass. Use a thick walled bottle)
13. popsicle
14. screw driver handle
15. small areosol can
16. tv remote
17. old computer mouse
18. bottle with hot sauce (you can leave it open for a fiery efffect...)
19. Hairbrush handle
18. a spoon (maybe even lick it later or use it to eat your juices from your pussy)
19. panties / a sock / a small article of clothing (won't be easy though)
20. water on any other liquid, just make sure that the liquid won't cause any damage. tea, water or the likes is preferable.
21. fingers, duh. maybe even a full fist (sounds kinda hard, though)
22. an umbrella with the right shape (caution of pointy ends)
23. thooth brush, the electric could be interesting. do try to wash it very well before sticking it back in your mouth - or enjoy the humiliation
24. a small calculator
25. computer mouse (i would advise against trying it with a real mouse..)
26. joystick - well.. it is called "joy stick" for a reason, isn't it?
27. a bottle or a can of whatever size that could fit in
28. a small toy-car of some sorts.. maybe even a small remote one. (sort of like Jackass)
29. a dildo or a vibrator if you've got one around
30. a small item of your brother/sister, without telling him/her of course
31. a stone (if you pick one from a garden or a river bed, wash it and if its nicely rounded here you go)
32. more or bigger carots /corn..... and then cooking it and eating it
33. whipped cream
34. a small booklet. Reading it later would be interesting
35. a small lamp or one that is shaped in a way that will allow you to insert at least a part of it and then enlighten the world
36. a sausage (well, if you can't have the real thing, you can always settle for an edible fake)
37. fruits, fruits, fruits - whatever you have at home that can go in
38. A number of pens / pencils
39. A banana
40. An umbrella handle.
41. A cork
42. Mini treats, mars bars, bounties, snickers, etc
43. The Body Of A "Air Hog"
44. The Back End Of A Flute
45. Markers/sharpies
46. a boiled egg
47. Glass Bottle
48. plastic Bottle
49. Shampoo Bottle
50. Microphone
51. Hand
52. Finger
53. inflatable plug
54. Butt Plug
55. Plunger
56. Handle of a golf club
57. baseball bat
58. Web Cam in condom
59. Cord with knots tied in it
60. Rope with knots tied in it
61. Banister posts on bed
62. Door Handle
63.Turkey glazer
64. Screw driver handle
65. Hammer Handle
66. Can (Still filled not open)
67. Apple (cut to size)
68. Orange
69. a tunnel plug
70. Grapes
71. Cucumber
72. bell pepper
73. Wooden spoon handle
74. Rolling Pin
75. drinking glass (Be very careful)
76. Any item of clothing
77. Pen
78. Pencils
79. Eraser
80. High heel shoe bottom
81. High heel shoe tip
82. Bed corner
83. Wooden ball
84. Orange ball hockey ball
85. Squash ball
86. Table tennis ball/Ping pong ball
87. Fake snake
88. Fake plant
89. Bamboo
90. Any pole
91. Hockey stick
92. ice in the shape of a cock
93. toilet brush (**new**)
94. Fisher price Ring Toss
95. worms (famous in Japan)
96. Bouncy balls with a hole drilled thru them and a piece of string holding them together.
97. Eye glass cleaner bottle
98. Hair dye bottle (like the Manic Panic ones)
99. A cone shape bottle so the more you push it in the farther you asshole stretches
100. A vaccuum handle
101. A vibrating razor (make sure you take off the razor part)
102. Ice cubes
103. A kendo stick
104. A pill bottle
105. Anal beads
106. MP3 player with the right shape
107. A lighter
108. Magnetic darts
109. The limb of a plastic doll (one of the ones that is the same size as an actual baby)
110. Water bottle
111. Tampons (one in your pussy, one in your ass)
112. a barbie
113. scrabble tokens
114. a champagne cork (with a ribbon trough the center to pull it back out)
115. eels (again the japanese insertion version)
116. candlestick
118. clothpins
119. swab handle
120. peppermill
121. eggbeater
122. scissors handle
123. lipstick


I hope this list has some items that may tempt you...