Man vs. Machine: A Spanking Add Thread
 

Man vs. Machine: A Spanking Add Thread

An argument rages in the far corners of the internet — not a new or even unfamiliar debate, but certainly not one that the kink community is known for.


Today, we begin the journey of settling that debate right here on getDare. Join Stealthy, a kitten always eager for the not-so-gentle embrace of a human hand, and Delaney, a nerd who forgoes human contact for artificially-programmed interaction (shocker) as they ask getDare:


"Machine spanking is simply superior. The machine doesn't tire or chicken out, it doesn't slow down when the pain starts kicking in, and it doesn't require anything of you besides an outlet and a rear end.

Anyone who is into bondage can see the appeal to machine spanking, the allure of giving up control. This is a punishment that is administered with ruthless efficiency, never varying in strength or speed. There is no mercy, no convincing the spanker to take it easy or cut it short, no way out but through.

More importantly, it turns self-spanking from something you do to yourself to something that is done to you — perfect for a punishment or a lost bet." —Delaney (the nerd)



Joining the Thread

• Post in the thread that you are either joining Team Man, Team Machine, or that you are undecided.
• Undecided posters can post as much as they want, and all of their posts will be added to their chosen team upon joining.
• Posters are free to switch teams at any time, taking their post total with them to their new team. (Note: a fine of 10 posts will be deducted from your post total every time you switch.)

Posting in the Thread

• Each post adds 10 points to your team.
• No double posting unless 30 minutes has passed.

What To Post

• Questions for the team mascots about their spanking preferences.
• Punishment ideas for the losing mascot.
• Additions/twists to previously suggested punishments.
• Taunts directed at the losing team (to keep competitiveness high).

Ending the Thread

• This thread will close two weeks after it reaches 500 posts.
• Once the thread is closed, the team mascots will complete their allotted spankings and report back here.
• The winning team's mascot will post a punishment for the losing mascot to complete, also to be reported back in the thread.

So, will you help settle this debate by choosing the team you think should win? Will you forgo the debate entirely and join a team just to help ensure a certain mascot loses? Or will you pile on the underdog, throwing your posting power into the bigger team so you can watch the other flounder? No matter what your reasoning, this thread is sure to find an answer to the question...

JOIN TEAM MAN!!!!

We have such a cute kitten mascot! I mean what sort of mascot is a nerd :p

Mh, do I want a kitten to win or do I want a kitten to get more tasks? :p

Sirrrrrr! If you join my team you get to spank me more! And its just one big punishment from the winner to the loser! Soooo it would be best to give me more spanks!

Clearly team man! No way a machine is better :)

But clearly there is a lots of fun to be had with you two battling it out instead of deciding already :p

Yes! Clearly the correct option!

*pouts* I should have known you would tease us both Sir!

I think I'll join machine or will I?! I want Kitten to get the punishment!!!

Noooooo!

*grumbles I knew someone would betray me just to punish me*

I'll just have to convince you otherwise!

You're entitled to your wrong opinion. :)

Join Team Machine and I'll make sure to make that punishment nice and "fun" for her!

Eek!! No one give her ideas! She's devious enough on her own!

Let us hear what you got.
We are listening....

Hmm lots of convincing to do for me not to join machine

But giving us punishment ideas is part of the thread! One you were enthusuastic about, remember?

Source: our brainstorming session for this thread

Even Delany secretly thinks Team Man os the correct team! She chose a hand as the emoji for the thread after all!!

Spankings done by hand, by man- are clearly the best! They dont cost anything to have happen. And they could happen at any time! Unlike a machine spanking that needs to be set up! A man spanking can happen the moment you think to spank!
And man done spankings can easily focus on one spot or several different spots without the spankee having to move so that a different part of the ass is spanked!!


Edit so I dont double post:

*blushes* shhhh dont tell them that! My reverse physcology to encourage them to post punishment ideas for us both wont work as well if they think we want it!!