Anal & Bastinado spam.
 

Math time with Mutt

Spamming rules:
1. You must wait for someone else to post before you can post again.
2. Spelling matters. I use CTRL+F to help count, so if it is wrong, it won't count.
3. Each keyword can only be used once per post.
4. No more then 3 keywords per post
5. Have fun :3

Keywords:

Sit - 3 minutes sitting with my largest knotted toy in my rump

Bounce - 5 in & outs with the knot

LeftS - 5 1/8 inch rattan cane strikes to left paw
LeftM - 10 1/4 inch rattan cane strikes to left paw
LeftL - 15 1/2 inch rattan cane strikes to left paw

RightS - 5 1/8 inch rattan cane strikes to right paw
RightM - 10 1/4 inch rattan cane strikes to right paw
RightL - 15 1/2 1nch rattan cane strikes to right paw

BothS - 3 1/8 inch rattan cane strikes to both paws
BothM - 6 1/4 inch rattan cane strikes to both paws
BothL - 9 1/2 inch rattan cane strikes to both paws

Mutt Math (you don't need to worry about this part)

Every post that ends up on a prime number will add that many steps in my bastinado booties.

Every post that ends up on a number with a perfect root, will be multiplied accordingly. (So post number 4,9, & 16 get doubled, post 8(2^3) would be tripled and post 64(2^6) would be ×6)

End date for posting is midnight Sunday 25th EST

Sit


bounce


and


rightl

1

Sit
Bounce
BothM


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:D

Sit


bounce


leftl

Sit
Bounce
BothL

Have fun.

Sit


Bounce


Bothl

Sit

Bounce

RightM

Prime number 7

Sit


Bounce



Bothl

Sit
Bounce
BothL

Have fun.

Sit


Bounce


Bothl

Sit
Bounce
BothL

Have fun.

Sit,


bounce,


BothL

!! Thank you !!

Sit
Bounce
BothL

Have fun.

Sit


Bounce


BothL