(Male & Female) Anal Questionnaire
 

I'm wondering what is you're preferences for shoving things in you're ass? :D

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
2. How many can YOU fit?
3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
3. Do you like to daily?
4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
5. How often do you stick things in your ass?

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
Nothing large at all. A small broom handle at most.
2. How many can YOU fit?
Fingers? 2
3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
Just spit. Not much
4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
no
5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
no
6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
Tampon?
7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
Broom handle
8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
Pen
9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
Tampon?
10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?
Tampon

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
I suck off the item as long as there isn't a chunk of poo on it.
2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
Maybe a little wash in the sink
3. Do you like to daily?
No more like every other
4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
Bed/bathroom because of privacy.
5. How often do you stick things in your ass?
Every other day

1. What large Items do you put in your ass? I like fists and weird shaped buttplugs

2. How many can YOU fit?
Three fists

3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
Sometimes, mostly spit

4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
Yes

5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
Yes

6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
Cookies, had them in for 6 hours, you dont want to know how they came out

7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
A 12 inch wide buttplug, hurt like hell

8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
A pen

9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
Nothing really sticky

10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?
Fists

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
Yes, I sometimes lick my fingers and buttplugs

2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
Wash

3. Do you like to daily?
Yes

4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
Any

5. How often do you stick things in your ass?
Almost daily

1. What large Items do you put in your ass? Wrench key, middle-sized dildo.
2. How many can YOU fit? [b]I don't really try multiple items.[/v]
3. Do you lubricate? If so how much? Of course I do, as much as needed.
4. Do other people shove things up your ass? No.
5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses? No.
6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass? Finger was disguisting I think, once I inserted a wooden stick.
7. What is the largest item you put in your ass? That wrench key.
8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass? An ice cube.
9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass? Nothing sticky.
10 What is the best thing you put in your ass? A vibrating egg.

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items? No.
2. Do you wash them, throw them out? Wash by cleaning lotion or put in a condom and throw the condom out.
3. Do you like to daily? I used to
4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass? I do it at home, but sometimes I leave it in and go outside, even for a whole day.
5. How often do you stick things in your ass? Recently not much, but I used to do it weekly or so.

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
I once shove a bottle up my ass but mostly I use a normal plug.
2. How many can YOU fit?
How many what? Fingers? 4.
3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
No.
4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
Sometimes.
5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
Sometimes.
6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
Hash.
7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
A bead of 30cm.
8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
Tampons.
9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
Nothing
10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?
My plug.

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
Most of the time I have to clean the things with my tongue. When I put in something to eat, I'll eat it afterwards.
2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
Wash
3. Do you like to daily?
Almost
4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
Everywhere I'm told to and can't get caught.
5. How often do you stick things in your ass?
Usually every second day.

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
My home made plug. (can almost fit it, nearly 2" wide at the base)

2. How many can YOU fit?
5 fingers.

3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
Lotion, lubes, sometimes spit if in bed.

4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
I wish....

5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
See #4

6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
kitchen sink "snout"?

7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
My plug.

8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
Pencil.

9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
Nothing.

10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?
warm water, or my plug.

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
not usually.

2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
Wash

3. Do you like to daily?
Yes

4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
when other people are home, my room or the shower, when im home alone, my siblings bedroom.

5. How often do you stick things in your ass?
daily

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?Pens
2. How many can YOU fit?7
3. Do you lubricate? If so how much? Average amount
4. Do other people shove things up your ass?no
5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?no
6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?sock
7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?Plunger
8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?finger
9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?pen I guess
10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?plunger was fun

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
-Banana
-Medium Buttplug

2. How many can YOU fit?
- 4 fingers

3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
- Always, just a little bit.

4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
- My girlfriend shoves her fingers and my buttplug up my ass sometimes.

5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
- Just my penis inside my girlfriend's ass.

6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
- A banana.

7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
- The banana

8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
- A pen

9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
- Ice-cubes made from juice and a juice enema at the same time. I went jogging with it and had to expel it in a forest

10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?
- My girlfriend's fingers. It just feels so nice when she massages my prostate.

1. What large Items do you put in your ass? Root beer bottle, plugs, vibrator....
2. How many can YOU fit? I can fit a lot of office supplies in my ass. Idk exactly how many
3. Do you lubricate? If so how much? Not really. Saliva occasionally.. maybe a little vasoline
4. Do other people shove things up your ass? Nope
5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses? Nope
6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass? idk... I don't think any of it was really gross
7. What is the largest item you put in your ass? A good sized butt plug. Lol. I definitely felt stretched
8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass? A lip gloss tube.. for a few hours
9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass? Nothing... lol
10 What is the best thing you put in your ass? Vibrator.. and then I went for a jog. Pretty interesting lol

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
Thick veggies, rods, pipes

2. How many can YOU fit?
4 fingers!!

3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
Sometimes yes oil, spit, vaseline sometimes i go with nothing!!

4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
Haven't yet!! But I won't mind!! (Would love to get it shoved!!)

5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
I haven't but i would love to!!

6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
N/A (Nothing is disgusting)

7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
4+ inches thick veggie

8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
Pencil or Thread

9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
Cum

10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?
Glass Dildo

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
No, i don't like atm

2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
I wash the dildo!! Throw the veggies!!

3. Do you like to daily?
Yes

4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
My Room

5. How often do you stick things in your ass?
Twice a week to daily

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?

Shaving cream can and large butt plug

2. How many can YOU fit?

1 of each and 1 at a time

3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?

No

4. Do other people shove things up your ass?

No

5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?

No

6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?

Nothing

7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?

Read #1

8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?

AAA battery

9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?

Nothing

10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?

Vibrating inflatable butt plug


EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?

No

2. Do you wash them, throw them out?

Wash

3. Do you like to daily?

If I have time and feel like it

4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?

Home

5. How often do you stick things in your ass?

When I get the time and feel like it

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
I dunno, some of the toys i have a pretty monstrous, and i have used all of them for anal play.

2. How many can YOU fit?
Oh my smaller dildos probably 3, only one of the larger ones.

3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
Yes, always use lube, lots and lots of lube.

4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
They have.

5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
I have.

6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
Probably a smoothie that i made and poured in.

7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
12 inch dildo.

8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
I guess my finger, a pen maybe.

9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
Stickiest? Fuck... i dunno... a banana maybe.

10. What is the best thing you put in your ass?
Cat tail plug, i like wearing it outside.

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
Sometimes i do Ass-to-Mouth, but i do wash my ass out thoroughly before use, without doing that i would not be comfortable putting anything from my ass near my mouth.

2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
I wash all of my toys after i use them, especially after anal play.

3. Do you like to daily?
I usually have something up my ass whenever i masturbate, whether that is everyday or not is a different question.

4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
Usually in my room, on my bed or floor or chair.

5. How often do you stick things in your ass?
As often as I masturbate, so 5 to 7 times a week.

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
Deep Dickin' Derek, look it up on Amazon

2. How many can YOU fit?
I've had two buttplugs before

3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
Yea, spit for smaller items, KY for larger ones

4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
I've had a dildo and a buttplug shoved in my ass before

5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
Used a dildo on a girl's ass before

6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
Nothing I can think of?

7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
See #1

8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
A pen?

9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
Cum

10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?
My 9.5" Jelly Caribbean Vibe

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
I've gone A2M with a couple toys

2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
Was my toys

3. Do you like to daily?
I'd like to. I haven't been able to for a month due to non-related medical issues

4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
The shower

5. How often do you stick things in your ass?
I haven't done it for a month, but I usually do it twice a week or so.

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
Lots of sharpies, dildos, and I used to be able to fist.
2. How many can YOU fit?
10 sharpies, 1 dildo at a time, 1 fist at a time
3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
Generously. Anal = lots of lube.
4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
I wish.
5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
Nope :(
6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
Ketchup, chocolate syrup, toothpaste, and bread; all at the same time.
7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
My hand
8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
My finger/one sharpie
9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
Chocolate syrup
10. What is the best thing you put in your ass?
Sharpies! I love them. Reddit's r/buttsharpies made me realize how much I love them.

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
Nah
2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
I wash my toys.
3. Do you like to daily?
Definitely. I can't always do anal daily, but I try to.
4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
My room is the only comfortable place that I can do anal.
5. How often do you stick things in your ass?
I haven't really done anal in a while, but when I did, it'd be nearly every weekend. I always do anal on weekends because I have ample time to prep with enemas and I can stay up late fucking myself.

1. What large Items do you put in your ass?
Usually a butt plug
2. How many can YOU fit?
Fingers? about 4
3. Do you lubricate? If so how much?
Ofcourse, Lots!
4. Do other people shove things up your ass?
Yep, when they want to
5. Do you shove things up other peoples asses?
Haven't done yet
6. What is the most disgusting thing you put in your ass?
Garden hose
7. What is the largest item you put in your ass?
Small baseball bat, the BIG end
8. What is the smallest Item you put in your ass?
Finger/pen
9. What is the stickiest Item you put in your ass?
lollipop
10 What is the best thing you put in your ass?
Probably a cock

EXTRA (Optional)

1. Do you eat, lick smell the Item that was in your ass? if so what are those Items?
I love to lick and eat anything from my ass, obviously i clean my ass alot ;p
2. Do you wash them, throw them out?
Wash
3. Do you like to daily?
I try to do it daily, if not then every other day
4. What place do you like to shove things in your ass?
My bedroom
5. How often do you stick things in your ass?
Try daily maybe every other day