You aren't a true getDarian until ....
 

...until you've seen the chat cleared briskly, a line at a time, to reset after an incident.

You've been banned for being the resetter...

Untill Thomas Durant visits your page

...someone you've never met has messaged you to ask you (unsolicited) to give them some kind of dare that you're not into. Double points if you identify as a sub!

... you have over 80 PM dares ^w^

...Until you see your name on the home page as the last person who contributed to a thread on every forum!

You got logged out from the mobile version of a private chat because you looked at another page for more than 10s

Loving this thread!!!

You aren't a true getDarian until ... you are asked to grant somebody permission to cum.

... you have laughed while reading the latest ban messages!

Or pee

Or eat

Or go to bed

Or have a shower...

...unless you are logging in and have a fresh reply in your PM inbox which was sent exactly one minute after you logged out and went to sleep.

received an unsolicited dick pic.... (may only apply to females..)

.....If you havent told someone NO and them to carry on anyway