Enter Bar Naked (WYR)?
 

This one isn't too complicated but

Would you rather....

Walk into a gay bar whilst naked

Or

Walk into any bar or club of your choice whilst naked but if you're guy you have to walk in with a hard on or if you're a woman with a vibrator in.

That one seems easy to me -- I would rather walk into a gay bar naked. I am going to stereotype here a little, but I feel like people in a gay bar would be much more understanding of nudity in general and I would be much more likely to not have the cops called because of it.

Good point yes, although I would assume they'd more likely to be touchy feely. So it really depends on how comfortable you are with that.

wife has
 

While in past bars I have become naked (usually with gf or wife)..never entered nude.

Wife has at least 3 times.. once when she was still gf (past date)
It was a out of the way bar that we knew of that we knew we could get away with it.. (would never consider area bars we live near).
This bar is somewhat secluded and has been known to be a swinger bar in past.

However she was fully nude.. no vibrator.. though once inside she ended up getting all kinds of actions.. being played with and etc.

That is damn impressive either way, was she dared to do it?

I'm straight, but I guess I have to agree with Maleslut92.
Most gay people are probably much more open minded so they would be a little more accepting, though probably still annoyed, if I walk in on them naked.

They might be more likely to be sexual with you though, maybe in bathroom. Although if you are only in and out, then it's fine.

enter bar naked
 

i have entered bars before forcex to be nude. gay or straight bars, but if i had to do one willing it would be the gay bar

Well given it's my choice i'd pick this second option. I could go to either somewhwere that's empty (which is definitely cheating), or i could just pick an fetish/s&m club where i wouldn't really be abnormal.

Haha, i've gamed your system! :p

I would choose the second option, but would choose to do it in a gay bar

so i would Walk into a gay bar whilst naked with a hard on

Think I'd pick the gay bar. It'd be easier to explain away losing my clothes than why I had a vibe in at any other place of my choice ;p

Oh and why's that?

You are welcome to, although an empty pub means you are definitely going to be seen by bar staff and may call police

But you don't have to have a hard on for the gay bar

This is a fair point :)