Would you rather (10 fresh ones for you)
 

10 new 'would you rather' questions for you. Please not only make a choice but explain your answer as well!

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

1. have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience

4. lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day

8. have both a penis and a vagina.

9. go on a naked blind date

10. by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

Definitely an interesting would you rather. :)

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

one random person lick it clean the sand paper could do some serious damage

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

1 icecream penis please :p

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

I have started to be more vocal so both are scary but I think phone call at least they can see me squirm

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

get your free blowjobs here

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

Yay! and excuse for a tasty treat

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

oral for one hour because what happens if we need to pee when we are tied for 12 hours

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

I will be the tongue

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

hmm this is hard a penis and a vagina I guess because the biggest would be to big and I have had my pp called cute before so I don't want to change it > ~ <

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

naked because they could be a mean person and i dont want to play with mean people

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

rating dick pics sounds nice there are some beautiful penises out there

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR [B]by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. [B]Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
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1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

I would go with having a random person lick it clean because I don't want to know what nettles feel like down there and sandpaper would just plain hurt and do damage.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

I would go with the ice-cream shaped like a penis because who could say no to ice-cream lol :)

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

I would go with an orgasm on an important phone call, I already have huge stage fright and then add a person giving me a blowjob I don't think I could handle it. I feel it would be easier to hide while on the phone so long as you kept quiet.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

Hmm this is a hard choice they both sound so hot and humiliating. I think though I will choose laying in the floor with a funnel and hose going to my mouth. I've always wanted to try being a man's urinal plus I have watched one vid where the this scenario essentially played out only the hose was hooked to the urinal instead of a funnel and I was really turned on.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

Um I guess I would go with a pic of my genitals anonymously displayed because then no one would know that they are mine or that I let someone tale a pic of them.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

I would go with being tied to a stranger for 12 hours. I love the idea of being tied up for that long and I could also make a new friend potentially because your bound :) to talk to them because 12 hours is a long time.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

I guess I would want to be the tongue of the most active porn star, because I don't want to be in a person's ass as long as I am sure some people can go with them in on here.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

I would go with having both a penis and vagina. I wouldn't want to have the worlds largest cock because that could be a really embarrassing moment if I accidently get a boner out in public.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

Lol I like this one I guess I would go on a naked blind date I feel like it might be a fun way to get to meet people and it would give us something to talk about.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

I would go with sucking the dicks in person what a great way to pay the bills getting down on your knees and making guys feel good Lol :)

1. I would rather..... have a person lick it clean for a week. I could stand sandpaper but nettles would be too much and i could probably just close my eyes and pretend it wasn't happening if someone licked it clean instead.

2. I would rather.... the penis ice cream. I think people would find it funny but not much else 😄

3. I would rather.... have an important phone call. I wouldnt be able to handle myself either way so its better 1 person who can't see my face than a crowd of people.

4. I would rather.... the blindfold and ring gag. I dont really have an explanation i just think I can handle it better.

5. I would rather.... the anonymous genitals. Its a lot less embarrassing than a face pic.

6. I would rather.... the random stranger for 1 hour. It wouldnt be so bad. 12 hours giving oral to anybody would be horibly exhausting.

7. I would rather.... be the porn start tongue. At least then everything I touch will be clean.

8. I would rather.... have both a penis and a vagina. It would be easier to hide and fewer drawbacks. The question is.... which one would I pee out of? If its the penis then is that even a question?

9. I would rather.... go on the normal date. Its not like a date hasnt ever ended with some form of sex, but a naked blind date would be weird.

10. I would rather.... rate the dick pics. It sounds really easy and I can stay home and click some buttons.

Thanks for the questions. 🙂

It's actually 12 hours being tied OR 1 hour giving oral.

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. have a random person lick it clean for a week

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. have both a penis and a vagina

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex. go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. Definitely a random person licking, because who doesn't enjoy a tongue on their ass? (sorry to that person though...)

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Ice cream like a penis, because it combines two things I already love.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. Important phone call would be easier to hide and recover from, but just for the record, a hidden bj in such a public setting sounds way more fun.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Blowjobs would be way more enjoyable than piss in my opinion, and it'd be fun to picture the cock and the man in your head as you feel around with your tongue.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. I really really want to try both. Full mouth at a passport would be easy, because you're not supposed to smile, so I think I'd go for the art gallery so I could hear people critique it (and people are mean, so I'd schedule a good cry after)

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. Tied naked in front to front, because it would be fun to makeout and potentially talk...just think of the conversation topics!

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. Be the tongue, because you'd get to "see the world"

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. I think largest cock in the world, though here's hoping it won't get in the way of daily life!

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex. Normal date ending with oral has been a goal of mine at times, so definitely that one

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living. Sucking off two a week, because no one wants to spend 40 hours in front of a screen at work (even though I practically already do)

Oh.. Well I would still pick the 1 hour of oral because I couldn't trust myself to stay stable after sitting tied up for 12 hours.

I would rather ....

1. have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs".

5. have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. (that one really excites me tbh)

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day.

8. have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.