A birthday girl needs a happy fucking

And HAPPY PLUGGING

Have a lovely day with some more happy edging!

Happy spanking for you

Happy spanking sounds good

Guess happy edging is the most feared one here :cool:

Happy birthday
Let's start with HAPPY FUCKING:

HAPPY PLUGGING on me please!

HAPPY SPANKING
And make it a loud one.

Good morning!
 

Tallied up to the 39th post for a status post:

HAPPY PLUGGING - 3 times (15 minutes)
HAPPY FUCKING - 7 ball-deep thrusts in the ass with my 9 inch dildo
HAPPY EDGING - 9 edges
HAPPY SPANKING - 6 spanks with the belt

And of course the incredible ENEMA-ME (oh boy) and a yet to be determined BIRTHDAY ORGASM

you still have 15,5 hours to give me dares. Looking forward to it :p

Happy plugging please

Happy Fucking for you ;)

Clamp-agne
 

CLAMP-AGNE:

I may need some help from the peanut gallery on this one, since I can't give any additional gifts. (Let's try to give her spanks while she has her clamps on)

Anyways, grab a nice bottle of champagne, which I am sure you have already purchased. Now put on your clamps, ideally after your nipples are very sensitive, but beggars can't be choosers. After you have clamped them, go ahead and grab your bottle of bubbly and crack it open. I know you said one glass but if you were willing to drink two, you could drink a glass, remove a clamp, then repeat after the second glass is finished. (Otherwise remove both after the glass is empty)

Here is the catch: you may not use your hands to remove the clamps... Get creative, find a crack in the door or some kind or hook on the wall. But you may not use your hands to even help. If this is too painful, please let me know and I will modify the dare accordingly. I hope you enjoy the dare, and have a happy 36th birthday.

Cheers!

That sounds like I should make it more intense.

Should I make it more intense?

Maybe I should make it more intense. :D

:eek: No no no. I’m good, thanks. :D