Smartypants Messy Dare
Below are seven questions and answers on a variety of academic subjects. Listed along with each question is a messy substance. You must choose 5 of the 7 categories and attempt to answer the question without looking up the answer or looking in the answer spoiler. If you get the question wrong, you must dump the listed substance down your pants.
After answering five questions, you must answer the bonus question to find out how long to leave the mess in your pants. Will you be left wearing smartypants or messy pants? ------------------------------------------------------------ Mathematics - A tub or can of whipped cream Question: Spoiler:
In calculus, what is the term for the operation on a function that gives the slope of the function at the corresponding points?
Answer: Spoiler:
Derivative
------------------------------------------------------------ Ancient History - A bottle of chocolate syrup Question: Spoiler:
Who was the ancient Greek goddess of the hunt, wilderness, childbirth, and the protector of young girls?
Answer: Spoiler:
Artemis
------------------------------------------------------------ Chemistry - A big scoop of vanilla ice cream Question: Spoiler:
What substance has chemical formula CaCO3?
Answer: Spoiler:
Chalk, Calcite, or Calcium Carbonate
------------------------------------------------------------ English Literature - A bottle of maple syrup Question: Spoiler:
Who wrote The Canterbury Tales? (Last name only is acceptable.)
Answer: Spoiler:
Geoffrey Chaucer
------------------------------------------------------------ U.S. Civics and Economics - A bowl of chocolate pudding Question: Spoiler:
What is the minimum age for someone to be elected President of the United States?
Answer: Spoiler:
Thirty Five
------------------------------------------------------------ Foreign Languages - A jar of applesauce Question: Spoiler:
What is the french word for "apple"?
Answer: Spoiler:
Pomme
------------------------------------------------------------ Biology - A bowl of oatmeal Question: Spoiler:
What continent is the Venus flytrap indigenous to?
Answer: Spoiler:
North America
------------------------------------------------------------ Bonus Question - Astronomy The answer to this question is a number less than 500. You must leave the mess in your pants for a number of minutes equal to the difference between your answer and the correct answer. (If you got all five questions correct above, you are done and can skip this question. Congrats on being a smartypants!) Question: Spoiler:
To the nearest (Earth) day, how long does it take Mercury to orbit the sun?
Answer: Spoiler:
88 Days
------------------------------------------------------------ Let me know what you thought of this dare and what happened! |
CaCO3 I think you mean.
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Herp Derp. Thanks. Fixed.
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Questions were a bit advanced for dumb old me, but awesome dare!
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Great dare!
I only risked the first and bonus questions. I will put the whole tub of coolwhip in my diaper tomorrow morning for 112 minutes. |
187 minutes of whipped cream, chocolate syrup and oatmeal. I got maths and chem right though!! Looking forward to doing this tonight...
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Did better than I thought I would! Missed biology and English but I got history, foreign language, and math right. Looks like I'll have 65 minutes of maple syrup and oatmeal
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This is a great idea.
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This just made me feel like such a nerd, because I got all of them right! Can't believe I actually knew the answer to the astronomy one... I guess my thirteen year old space phase came in handy after all.
Shame... I quite wanted a messy forfeit :P |
Love It!
I love the idea of this! I would suggest making one for orgasm/masturbation. Not everyone likes messy dares haha
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I tried to answer all 7 and got them all wrong and the bonus question I was 80 off. So tomorrow is going to be fun having it all down my pants for 80 mins.
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nice idea!! Thanks
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Ended up with just chocolate syrup down my pants. Technically I should leave it in my pants for 0 minutes but i'll leave it for longer, it feels kinda good :p
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I didn't even try this one haha
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Well I've ended up with chocolate syrup and oatmeal down my boxers for 78 minutes. I'm usually pretty good with space stuff too.:o
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