You know you've got huge tits if ...
 

I already have "You know you're well hung if ..."

Let's do something similarly goofy about women with huge tits. Remember this should not be realistic, just funny, so please exaggerate as much as you can.

You know you've got huge tits if ....

... you're 10 minutes late but your nipples are on time.

...you get black eyes from taking a jog.

...you can't find your belly button.

... Don't need a table for the plate

there in a different country than you

When you have a hard time breathing they’re so big

You can't jogg without kicking them.

... the wire in your bra is made from reinforced carbon fiber.

....whenever you go for a jog you hear someone shout 'don't knock yourself out love'

... you need a periscope to see where you're going.

,,, JPL has to account for them when calculating satellite orbits.

....you can't see your feet

.... you can turn your back to us but we can still admire them.