Ideas please
 

Right everyone i have a free house coming up soon,
I really need some ideas on what to fill my gapping arshole with,
Can be anything food, liquids, solids, (have done insects once) let your dirty minds run wild ;)
I will film it and post it on my motherless account,

I have funnels, a large 2 litre syringe, a speculum, quite a few toys including a large dildo

Im up for pretty much anything id love to know your ideas and thoughts

Please give me some ideas

Just saw this dare on another thread. Make an enema with bananas and chocolate. Make sure it's pretty thick! Put it in yourself and hold it as long as you can. When you have to release it, it must be outside somewhere!

Sounds interesting to me ;)
Anymore....

Clean yourself out and then fill your syringe with vegetable oil and then squirt it all up your ass before taking that large dildo of yours to stretch and ruin that slippery ass.

Edited because of typo:

- Cherry tomatoes & olive oil
- Hardboiled eggs & mayo
- Spaghetti & meatballs, grate some cheese inside as well!

And it'll be much kinkier if you eat it after you squirt it out (if you're willing to go that far) :cool:

Sounds interesting ;) anyone got anymore.... ;) ;)

I can do stuff outside aswell... ;)
I also have a motherless account which i can upload the videos too, also i have kik, willing to send pics and vids

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Any more ideas peoplr ;) all are welcome i will do them.and upload them the second i get chance

Go on you know you want too

Anal chubby bunny
 

Take a couple bags of marshmallows and the longest dildo you have. Shove in a marshmallow then take your dildo in balls deep. Continue this till you feel like you can't take any more in then plug your ass and lay on your new marshmallow fluffy bunny tummy. Stay like this till you feel like you can't hold it any longer. Remove your plug, careful not to lose any marshmallows yet, and fuck your ass till you cum. Then lay on your stomach once more, this time with no plug, and let all the marshmallows out.
Bonus points if you happen to have a bunny tail plug to use for this

Pickled anus
 

Take a a jar of baby dill pickles and count how many you have. Insert all of them into your ass. Next enema all the pickle juice in and plug. Hold for 1× the number of pickles mins. Remove the plug, try to hold in the pickles and start jerking off. If one starts to fall out stop, push it back in and plug yourself for 1 min then remove and continue, adding another min each time you start to lose another pickle. You may release once you have cum the number of pickles you have times.

Ass breaking Birthday cake
 

This one will take a little prep work so I'll write out the list of things you'll need before we get to the fun stuff
You'll need
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon yeast
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 can (12 ounces) cola
1 cup butter, cubed
1/4 cup baking cocoa
2 large Eggs
1/2 cup buttermilk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 pre greased 13x9-in. cake pan
Oven
Largest dildo you have
A bullet vibrator
A tight pair of jeans
1 tub of icing

Part 1. Mixing bowls are over rated
Enema the cola, sugar, baking soda and yeast into your ass and plug it with your dildo put on your jeans and go lay down and relax. The yeast will start to produce gas as it mixes with the sugar so make sure your real comfortable and relaxed of you'll start to cramp. Stay plugged and let the gas build up till your jeans are too tight to bare. Take them off and lay on the floor on your new found gut for about 25 sec (the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday) Stay on your stomach and raise your ass into the air. Remove the dildo and enema in the rest of the ingredients. Replug yourself with the dildo, sit up. Place your cake pan in front of you and ride your dildo till you cum 5 times (for Happy) cumming into the pan. Once done release into the pan.

Part 2. Have your cake and "eat" it too!
Put your vibrator in and push it in with your dildo, hold both(gotta keep that ass gaping) Preheat oven to 350° and bake your ass cum cake for 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Take it out and let it cool (or don't. I'm not your mistress) and cut it into bite sized pieces. Remove your toys and start taking in your "bites" adding icing in between them. Once you've run out of both cake and icing fuck you dildo do till you cum 8 times (for Birthday) Release and make a wish.

Ohhh wow!!!! Now they sound very interesting!!! And exciting

I would soak the marshmellows in warm water before inserting them so there all slimy and slippery and then when i exspell them they might ooze out as a slimy mess all down my balls and cock

Bump this post someone must have some ideas