Incredibly Unkinky Questions
 

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Ellie
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Thems are secret
3. What was your last online purchase?
Complete collection of H.P Lovecraft
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
No, but I like laying down
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Either on my besk by my bed or under my pillow
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Asking for directions
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Chicken and Ham
8. What is the last photo you took of?
My hand doing a "thumbs up"
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Profile_name
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Spice and wolf. It's about a merchant and a wolf goddess Traveling the world
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Going down to see my friends
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A load of food shopping
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
None
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
David Mitchell
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Watching movies

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

I should ask my parents :p Although I like a name Nina and Diana.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

I have no goals. But maybe buying new PC.

3. What was your last online purchase?

I don't buy anything online, so my last purchase was a phone.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

No.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

On the ground, near bed.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

4 years ago, they asked me and colleagues to not drink beer in public. Nothing special happened. Since then I had same encounters with the Rail Guard and City Guard.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Bread, some meat and crisps (yes, cripsp, I know) :p

8. What is the last photo you took of?

I took photos of book pages with informations necessary to presentation.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

Veles.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

"Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius. These were his thoughts, about life, philosophy (in simple words).

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

Pass the exams (if these are in May, I am not sure)

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

New PC and vodka.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

Forearm.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

Jonny Lee Miller.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Studying history, geography, drinking alcohol and listening to music. Also playing video games and watching TV series.

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Amber

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Not failing my finals

3. What was your last online purchase?
The ''The Legend of Korra'' game on steam, very fun, really challenging too. Beat it rather quick thought :(

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
I feel dousy the remainder of the day after one so not really.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
My desk linked to my charger

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

Good! Attended a presetation about the study to become one.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Grilled cheese

8. What is the last photo you took of?
Chicken

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Jah's Brother

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
The fifth wave, an awesome book about an alien invasion in which the aliens can't be distinguised from normal humans.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Not failing my exams

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A girlfriend :(

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Not yet, will hopefully get one later this year when I have my black belt. Judo in japanese on my shoulder.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Mila Kunis because fuck you

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Gaming, music, sports you name it

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

I feel like a John or Johannes

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Complete a couple more online courses

3. What was your last online purchase?

Room divider beads. They hang on the door

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

From time to time

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

Next to my pillow. Charging if it needs to be charged

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

From time to time, I will need documents to be signed and verified by the police which is normally pleasant and fast. But the last real encounter, with them coming out to our house, was awful and scary. Someone broke into our house and stole things under someone sleeping in the living room at the time. Luckily the person woke up and ran after them and they dropped the items, minus the wallet (all money - Rands and Pounds and cards)

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Depends on my mood

8. What is the last photo you took of?

My brother - he shaved his beard and hair. He looks normal again

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

I've used this username on quite a few sites and I absolutely love this name. It has a special meaning

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

I'm currently reading the Vampire Diaries books. Got all of them, including short stories etc. Just started and haven't had time to read again

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

Going to see my best friend in a weeks' time for 2 weeks, can you say PARTY?

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

A plane ticket or a cruise around the world or a massage or a make over. I'm not picky :P

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

I have 2 piercings in both ears. I would love to get tattoos in the future

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

Angelina Jolie - those lips

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Watching my series

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?Tanuja

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?Be extremely happy

3. What was your last online purchase?A novel

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?Yes

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?Beside my pillow

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?Weird. I was with a girl and a policeman blackmailed me. This was 3 years back and it is quite common in India.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?None. I prefer Vada Pav insted.

8. What is the last photo you took of?Two of my friends

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?I wouldn't

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?A Memory of Light. It is the last of the fourteen books of The Wheel of Time

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?Eat homecooked food

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?Playstation

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?None

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?Jesse Eisenberg

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?Reading novels

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Rebecca :P

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Definitely win the lotto !

3. What was your last online purchase?

Baseball Jersey

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Cant stand naps !

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

Under my pillow

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

Shitty

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Lots of meat ... and some cheese

8. What is the last photo you took of?

a pizza !

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

not sure !

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

Kurt Cobains Biography ! twas excellent

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

Getting a New phone

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

Iphone 6 Plus

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

ears !

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose? Di Caprio

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Writing music

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Roselie.
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Lose weight!!
3. What was your last online purchase?
Laptop.
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Nope - waste of time, but sometimes, life has a way of just draining your energy.
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On my table - so I have to get up if it rings (so I don't sound 'sleepy' when I answer it).
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Interesting.
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Omelet.
8. What is the last photo you took of?
Me.
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
M.G (I like my current one).
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Unstrung by Neal Shusterman.
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Spending time with my family.
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
An airline company or a private jet with everything needed to have an unlimited amount of flights.
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Don't have any.
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Jay Chou or Jet Li - because I am Asian!!
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Cooking.

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be? Jamie

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year? Make 6 figures.

3. What was your last online purchase? Batteries for the blinky lights on my bicycle.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps? Not really, it throws my schedule off.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep? Charging on the table next to my bed.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like? I was walking home from a local bar late at night, and he pulled up and rudely asked "do you live around here?" I said I was on my way home and told him where I lived and he drove off.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich? turkey.

8. What is the last photo you took of? My pet turtle who somehow managed to climb on top of my surround sound receiver.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to? Jackie Chiles

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about? My Life, Bill Clinton autobiography.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month? Going to Chicago for a weekend to see friends and fam.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue? A nice house in my neighborhood.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they? NA

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose? Brad Pitt

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy? There are tons, but I'll go with basketball.

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Stephanie

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Save up to buy my own place

3. What was your last online purchase?

Glean by They Might Be Giants

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Not really

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

At the opposite end of my bedroom

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

Friendly, I was involved in a police project to teach children parkour

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Cheese, ham and chorizo

8. What is the last photo you took of?

A selfie of drunk-me and a drunk-friend

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

Dr Strangelove

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

Frank. It's about an alternative singer/songwriter who recently passed away, and the writer's experiences in his band. Really good read.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

Meeting old parkour friends

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

A house

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

Non, nowhere

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

James McAvoy

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Sports and games, like rugby, cricket, darts and football

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Can I keep my current name?

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Make love with Lizzy!

3. What was your last online purchase?
A comic book. A kinky one, but with a very good plot!

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Not really. It's a waste of daylight to me.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On my desk or nightstand. Both close to me.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
I called them after a phone of a student went missing in a classroom.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Peanut butter and cucumber! Yummm!

8. What is the last photo you took of?
Of me eating an atomic fireball candy. Hot hot hot!

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I had the opportunity, but I didn't take it.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Oof. It was too long ago since I read a book now... It was 'The Giver', a present from Lizzy. It was about a society that had eliminated all forms of war, poverty, inequality, etc. They lost emotions in the progress. The main character is a boy who learns about emotions. It was so sad!

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Celebrating my birthday!

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A playstation 4 with several games, a huge pile of comics, a house, plane tickets to see my subby and several online friends.
This all counts as one thing, right?

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I don't!

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Chris Pratt

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Comic books!

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Jesus! But with a Spanish accent.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Drink my way around the world!

3. What was your last online purchase?
TSUM TSUM! I didn't pay for them... but I did technically purchase them!

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
YES. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On side table thing next to my bed.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
"Are you lost, ma'am?"
"Yes, I am."
"Can I help you?"
"Where's the closest crack dealer?"
Fortunetly, the cop had a decent sense of humor. I always have foot in mouth issues when I encounter coppers...

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Hmm. A provolone sub with sautéed onions and mushrooms!

8. What is the last photo you took of?
My.. boobs?

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Getbehindmesatan

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Strategic Management. You don't want to know. It's kinky and dirty.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
TRAVELING. oh and graduating from college.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
The whole world.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Nose and lots of ear piercings... 9 in total!

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Judi Dench.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Is sleeping a hobby?

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
François

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Leaving for college and moving out

3. What was your last online purchase?
a bikkini

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
yes

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On my nightstand sometimes but sometimes in just some random place. I'm not very attached to it.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Horrible. My friend was pulled over and they smelled pot and asked us to get out of the car. They patted us down and I felt like he was trying to grope me. Anyway, I envoked my Miranda rights and conviced one of my friends to invoke his, and so they cuffed us and made us sit on the ground while it was raining while they harrassed my other friend and brought the dogs. At the end of it the dogs smelled pot, they searched the car, found nothing, warned us (for some unknowable reason considering we weren't doing anthing), and then let us go. That was a while ago and thankfully I haven't had another encounter for a couple years. There was once at a party but I hid in the house and no one let them in.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
grilled cheese

8. What is the last photo you took of?
An upskirt of my girlfriend.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I don't know.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
1984. I think we all know what it's about. It's about America in the 21st century.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Not sure. Hanging out with my girlfriend again. Maybe playing more truth or dare or letting her blackmail me some more. :p

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A spaceship

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I have my clit, belly button, toungue, and ears pierced. No tattoos right now but I've thought of getting some dog paws tattoed on my waist.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
I don't know. Maybe Lindsay Lohan but she's a way bigger whore than I am.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Gymnastics but I don't do it as much anymore.

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Jennifer
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Succeed in an internship
3. What was your last online purchase?
Melatonin
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
YESSSS
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On the night stand next to my bed
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Got arrested XD I'd say more, but I don't really remember what happened
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Turkey, pepperjack cheese, and spicy mustard
8. What is the last photo you took of?
Homework...
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I think I'd keep it the same :P
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
I don't recall...
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
SUMMER! And starting an internship!
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A chastity cage with wireless shocking capabilities.
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Nope
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
The Biebs lol I'd love to see him live my life
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
School in general!