ride your bike with a difference
This is mainly for the fairer sex but guys can adapt it if they wish.
Get your bike out and remove the saddle .Replace the saddle with a dildo if you have one or something similar . You now need to wear a skirt and no knicks mount your bike making sure the dildo is nicely seated inside you and go for a ride . Good luck let us know how it goes . |
If you replace the saddle with a dildo without a means of preventing you sliding too far down on it my guess is: hospitalisation after the first bump in the road... just saying
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ride your bike
many years ago for a fun dare
i used to ride a bike bareass i would wear jogging bottoms loose so i would pull the back of them and my underwear down sit bare bottom on the saddle if in summer wear a long t'shirt or in winter wear a long coat |
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I did see a Japanese porn once where they cut a hole in the seat and attached a dildo to an additional gear under the seat, ran a chain to the gear, and it made the dildo pump up and down with the speed of the cycling. So clever! |
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I've seen that porn too--and there's a sex museum in Amsterdam where they have a mannequin in the front window on a bike just like that! |
Would make exercising a lot more interesting... ;)
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An interesting idea! I wonder where someone would think of something that simple?
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthrea...221#post625221 |
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Ps maybe i am gonna look around for a discreet handyman to make me a bike like the japanese one but that so that the part is hidden mmmmm |
Boy I would love running into you on a bicycle path some day sm_limb with you going in the opposite direction of course :) Do you cycle anywhere in de randstad?
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http://www.erotic-sextoy.com/pogo-st...ine-p-888.html than anything is possible! |
Dildo
will someone PM me what a dildo is....not so sure...i forgot cuz once i knew but i rode a bike with no helmet into a brick will,head first :I it sucked like he*l
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I tried it on my bike with a dildo though a local park its fine intill u hit a pothole then it stings like f**k
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How were you dressed for it and how did you attach dildo? |
My bike now permanently has a superglued dildo on it and the bike makes you really horny. I had a lot of orgasms. PS I love crossdresing normally so doing it in a mini skirt was hilarious!
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how about trying this on a normal saddle, with a butt plug in?
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I have done just about every variation of this bike dildo/plug in ass ride in public and at home......... No joke at all.. Serious like cancer.
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And to make it really fun ride on a cobblestoneroad lol
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But for sure it needs to move before i try it...you think the bycicle shop might be willing to make me one? maybe put a cover over the chain and gears and a removable cover over the seat...something i could hide from hubby EDIT: Watch this for an upgraded version: I AM EAT TURD SANDWICHES |
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I could probably make that without much fuss myself. Wouldn't dream of using it though :P
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Stop posting porn links.
Ok thanks |
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